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1The Midnight Club Empty The Midnight Club Fri Nov 08, 2013 1:31 am

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

This is for all us sad fuckers that can't sleep,I'm in bed with er indoors fast asleep and playing with my I pad. There seems to be a lot of us awake at this time so I have decided to start the midnight club,any topics will do but after midnight they should be on here so I will start my thoughts at this moment and I know it will piss off Scott but I fucking hate Gary Barlow twice as much as that twat Ollie murs and believe me murs is a Cnut of the highest order.Barlows parting seems to be getting lower it's just above his left ear now the shitty little chug nut.

2The Midnight Club Empty Re: The Midnight Club Fri Nov 08, 2013 1:46 am

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Looks like I'm joining your club AD, I'm typing this from my iPhone in bed Very Happy

3The Midnight Club Empty Re: The Midnight Club Fri Nov 08, 2013 1:48 am

Banks of the Croal

Banks of the Croal
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Noticed there are a lot of Gambling adverts on TV lately along with the Money Lending adverts and the penaltys suffered by some of the least better off in our society.  Can forsee troubles ahead, but not for the the likes of that cunt Cameron and his 
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4The Midnight Club Empty Re: The Midnight Club Fri Nov 08, 2013 7:01 am

Guest


Guest

Hello.

I'm considering joining your club but feel I would only really be able to attend meetings at weekends, so I'd be interested in learning if you offer a discounted joining-fee for the particularly sad brand of twat who gets drunk on Friday and Saturday nights, then sits there, after his wife's gone to bed, until the wee small hours posting bollocks and generally arguing with complete strangers about fuck all.

I managed to secure a similar deal with YouTube recently and I must say, their "Get leathered and argue with retarded American Christian Cunts about why God doesn't exist until they send you a PM telling you you're going to burn in Hell at four in the morning" package is excellent value for money.

Thanks in advance.

5The Midnight Club Empty Re: The Midnight Club Fri Nov 08, 2013 8:35 am

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Welcome to all above tune in tonight or tomorrow whichever it is and we will lay back and let the shit fly.Very Happy

6The Midnight Club Empty Re: The Midnight Club Fri Nov 08, 2013 8:37 am

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Breadman wrote:Hello.

I'm considering joining your club but feel I would only really be able to attend meetings at weekends, so I'd be interested in learning if you offer a discounted joining-fee for the particularly sad brand of twat who gets drunk on Friday and Saturday nights, then sits there, after his wife's gone to bed, until the wee small hours posting bollocks and generally arguing with complete strangers about fuck all.

I managed to secure a similar deal with YouTube recently and I must say, their "Get leathered and argue with retarded American Christian Cunts about why God doesn't exist until they send you a PM telling you you're going to burn in Hell at four in the morning" package is excellent value for money.

Thanks in advance.
Very Happy

7The Midnight Club Empty Re: The Midnight Club Fri Nov 08, 2013 9:56 pm

Banks of the Croal

Banks of the Croal
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

What time is it, is it not midnight yet, I have longing to talk shit  Sad 

Before anybody says I'm already talking shit, I'm not on my own Surprised

8The Midnight Club Empty Re: The Midnight Club Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:25 pm

Guest


Guest

Everybody can just fuck off.

All of 'em.

Cunts.

9The Midnight Club Empty Re: The Midnight Club Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:28 pm

Soul Kitchen

Soul Kitchen
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

Is there time for a horlicks before kick off?

10The Midnight Club Empty Re: The Midnight Club Fri Nov 08, 2013 11:40 pm

Guest


Guest

No.

Right....who's up for a barney?

I'll twat you all with one arm behind me back.

In fact, fuck it...chop it off. I'll still take you all.

I've had a full night of Emmerfuckindale, Corrie, Alan "Cunt" Carr and Graham "Oops, what's that up me bum?" Norton, but The Boss has now fucked off to bed so it's Man Time.

Any American Christians out here who want setting straight?

'Cos I'm yer man.

11The Midnight Club Empty Re: The Midnight Club Fri Nov 08, 2013 11:56 pm

Banks of the Croal

Banks of the Croal
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Dont think AD will let you in, unless you're wearing a Tie.

12The Midnight Club Empty Re: The Midnight Club Sat Nov 09, 2013 12:07 am

Guest


Guest

Shit.

I only wear ties at work.The Midnight Club 9k=

This one's my favourite. Have I got to go and put it on?

It might wake The Boss up.......

13The Midnight Club Empty Re: The Midnight Club Sat Nov 09, 2013 12:18 am

Banks of the Croal

Banks of the Croal
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

That's just the job, you'll fit in nicely.

What is your veiw on the BOE interest rate is it good for the Economy in in the long term or is it just a quick fix solution and what about the poor old Pensioners who are getting net interest on our Savings

14The Midnight Club Empty Re: The Midnight Club Sat Nov 09, 2013 12:38 am

Guest


Guest

Good question. Glad you asked it.

The Bank of England can suck my cock because I believed Eddie George when he advised me to stick all my disposable cash in ISA's and long-term saving options in '03, but then he fucked off with a massive pension (not gambled on the markets like ours, I might add) and retired to his stately pile with a Knighthood.

My ISA is currently returning less than 1% per annum and our savings would return more if I stuck 'em on Red in one of Fred Done's shops.

As far as the pensioners go, I'm all for advocating a policy of getting ballaclava'd up and robbing their local Post Office.

'Cos the Post Office is also now run by cunts.

15The Midnight Club Empty Re: The Midnight Club Sat Nov 09, 2013 12:46 am

Banks of the Croal

Banks of the Croal
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

What about the unemployed, why doesn't every town have a big massive factory/old empty mill where usefull things can be made, draught excluders, toilet roll holders, tea cosy's could save the country hundreds of pounds in Benefits. 

Also get the idle bastards out of bed and off their Arses. What do you reckon?

16The Midnight Club Empty Re: The Midnight Club Sat Nov 09, 2013 1:06 am

Guest


Guest

I'm being a serious Socialist in the old Skool Michael Foot / Aneurin Bevan sense here but, I'm starting to feel that you're just making conversation / taking the piss until the other late-night interlopers arrive and spark a conversation about important stuff like X Factor and the size of Nicki Menaj's arse.

And for that reason, I'm out. (Dragons Den - Did you get it?)

By the way, the unemployed are generally top people.

Apart from the cunts who are physically able to work but can't be arsed.

You work it out.......

17The Midnight Club Empty Re: The Midnight Club Sat Nov 09, 2013 1:25 am

Banks of the Croal

Banks of the Croal
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Who's Nicky Minge Very Happy 

Anyway it's pissing down here, so l'll aftoo go looking for the cat, see you some other midnight.Very Happy

18The Midnight Club Empty Re: The Midnight Club Sat Nov 09, 2013 1:33 am

Guest


Guest

She's a fat arsed crooner. But you knew that already, didn't you?

To keep the "retrieving the pet from the back garden" thing going as an excuse to go to bed, I'm off to drag Our Humphrey (Chocolate Lab) back out of the rain and into the warm before I fuck off and snore.

The Midnight Club needs to review its door policy and reduce its entrance fee, I fear......

No country for old men is a great film, by the way. Good choice.

19The Midnight Club Empty Re: The Midnight Club Sat Nov 09, 2013 2:52 am

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Breadman wrote:No.

Right....who's up for a barney?

I'll twat you all with one arm behind me back.

In fact, fuck it...chop it off. I'll still take you all.

I've had a full night of Emmerfuckindale, Corrie, Alan "Cunt" Carr and Graham "Oops, what's that up me bum?" Norton, but The Boss has now fucked off to bed so it's Man Time.

Any American Christians out here who want setting straight?

'Cos I'm yer man.
Very Happy

20The Midnight Club Empty Re: The Midnight Club Sat Nov 09, 2013 2:55 am

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Got pissed and only just woke up,I'm Definately giving up this whisky lark only 2 pints of it and I'm out.

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