How do you like your women?

I'm quite fussy really. I don't like too much flab on a woman, I prefer a woman to be sub size 10, pert breasts, a nice bum, nice legs and I like a woman that smells nice. Hair colour isn't important btw.

How about you?

The first thing I look for in a woman is a pulse.

Culcheth_White wrote:I'm quite fussy really. I don't like too much flab on a woman, I prefer a woman to be sub size 10, pert breasts, a nice bum, nice legs and I like a woman that smells nice. Hair colour isn't important btw.

How about you?

  

More sexist shite on Nuts.

This is very sexiest, we have children on here, yes Scott i am referring to you. 

I like mine like Culcheth_White's avi.

Something you will never get your hand's on  

Natural. With hair in all the right places,and none of your shaved rubbish. Natural breasts,not those enhanced things that stick out like 2 barrage balloons. I myself am particularly stunning to look at,so I can afford to be picky.

Oy you old fudger, you have a good memory. 

Mr Magoo wrote:Oy you old fudger, you have a good memory. 

Cheeky bugger. Hope you enjoyed your steak stew.

Don't worry old timer   I shall i aint got dentures.

Tied to a chair wearing a ring gag.

Mr Magoo wrote:Don't worry old timer   I shall i aint got dentures.

I lie about my age. And everything else. I'm actually the Duke of Clarence,so on your knee's pleb.

boltonbonce wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:Don't worry old timer   I shall i aint got dentures.

I lie about my age. And everything else. I'm actually the Duke of Clarence,so on your knee's pleb.

I used to love your pub.

Sorry it got demolished when they built that car park.

Top of School Hill, been in there a fair few times myself.

Then again I remember School Hill Tavern and I bet that closed down over 40 years ago!

Sluffy wrote:Top of School Hill, been in there a fair few times myself.

Then again I remember School Hill Tavern and I bet that closed down over 40 years ago!

School Hill Tavern's before my time, Sluff. (I'm only 43, so I'll ask me Dad.  )

I once went in the Clarence on a Friday night in about 1986/7 and they'd run out of draught beer at about 10pm, so the landlord was taking orders at the bar and sending his son to the off-licence down the road.

Honestly a true story.

Think he's now chairman of a football club in the lower reaches of the Championship.......in Horwich.

I like my women like I like McDonald's fries. Hot and fast.

I'm saying nothing.http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25787757

boltonbonce wrote:I'm saying nothing.http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25787757

She probably slept with old Maggot dick Scott, that is y she didn't realise.
O and Glos told me he had a maggot.