Bed Sheets.

Angry Dad wrote:Hollands meat and potato best in the world lived on them in Salford growing up, they have pukka pies down here more like puke a pies, I get them sent to me in bulk Hollands that is. Nothing better than one with a pint of Abbott Ale.

Hollands Pies are made in Accrington. I've been round the factory and you wouldn't believe how fast they go from a lump of frozen pastry and some raw spuds and meat into a pie. I have to be honest and say I love their Steak and Kidney pies, they are just ace. 

Maybe that's what should be on the sheet/

THE FOOTBALL'S CRAP BUT WE CAME FOR THE PIES!

You could easily make a statement by giving out bed sheets to fans on their way into the ground with various messages on for the Chairman, board and dickhead manager. If you gave out 50 bed sheets, you could guarantee many will be held up at some point during the game. Reason why you don't see many is people can't be arsed making them, so if you made up a load and gave them out I would bet money on it making the papers. Just need some bright spark to make them up - maybe even sell them for a £1 each. Just an idea anyway.

Numpty 28723 wrote:I'm tying mine to a stick and hiring a fat bloke to run round the pitch with it when the other team scores.
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James Brown re-mix over the tannoy, job's a good 'un.

  

I've really been missing your art work Numpty.

Superb as usual.

haha! Very funny.

I miss the flags and James Brown and the fireworks and having good players.

Seems like an appropriate time to resurrect this article. What will your bed sheet be inscribed with this weekend?

"You should've signed Rob Earnshaw"