Having time on my hands I decided to plan my own funeral. The TV was shite so what the hell. As a lentil eating leftie it just had to be the environmental option for me,so I set to work finding the best that Cheshire could offer. I finally decided on Adlington Hall Eternity Garden,with a choice of Glade,Woodland or Meadow burial and a rather nice picnic hamper style coffin. Sorted. How are you lot planning to go out?
The Bonce funeral
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scottjames30
boltonbonce
6 posters
2 Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 15:34
Guest
Guest
They can throw me over the wall at Raikes Lane for all I care.......
Once you're gone, you're gone.
Once you're gone, you're gone.
3 Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 15:38
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Now then Bread,you know that's not an option. If it were I'd go with it.
4 Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 15:41
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Put me on a plane in a Bolton Shirt and fly to old trafford 'at half time 'throw me onto the centre circle.
Thud!
Thud!
5 Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 15:46
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
One more stiff at Old Trafford wouldn't be noticed.
6 Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 15:51
Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
They would if we dressed him up as a big prick, AHhhhhh thinking about it, go as you are.
7 Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 15:53
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
You know you will be recycled and not incinerated these days don't you?Breadman wrote:They can throw me over the wall at Raikes Lane for all I care.......
Once you're gone, you're gone.
8 Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 16:00
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Mr Magoo wrote:They would if we dressed him up as a big prick, AHhhhhh thinking about it, go as you are.
How can you dress someone up as a prick?
Go and read your Thomas the tank engine books
9 Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 16:07
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Someone dressed up as a prick.scottjames30 wrote:Mr Magoo wrote:They would if we dressed him up as a big prick, AHhhhhh thinking about it, go as you are.
How can you dress someone up as a prick?
Go and read your Thomas the tank engine books
10 Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 16:37
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
I'm not wearing a UTD shirt.
11 Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 16:56
Keegan
Admin
Grind me up and make chicken feed. It's only fair.
12 Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 17:35
Bolton Nuts
Admin
Breadman wrote:They can throw me over the wall at Raikes Lane for all I care.......
Once you're gone, you're gone.
Are you my dad? You say everything my dad says... Have you recently cancelled your season ticket on principle too?
14 Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 17:57
Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Breadman wrote:Get to bed, it's past your bed time! you little scrotum.
15 Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 18:00
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Imagine the chaos if we let Magoo loose to edit Wikipedia. It doesn't bear thinking about.
16 Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 18:01
Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
What you on about, ive been framed.
17 Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 18:04
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Mr Magoo wrote:What you on about, ive been framed.
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