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The Bonce funeral

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1The Bonce funeral Empty The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 15:20

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Having time on my hands I decided to plan my own funeral. The TV was shite so what the hell. As a lentil eating leftie it just had to be the environmental option for me,so I set to work finding the best that Cheshire could offer. I finally decided on Adlington Hall Eternity Garden,with a choice of Glade,Woodland or Meadow burial and a rather nice picnic hamper style coffin. Sorted. How are you lot planning to go out?The Bonce funeral ~dis-willowThe Bonce funeral Halloween-smiley-emoticon

2The Bonce funeral Empty Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 15:34

Guest


Guest

They can throw me over the wall at Raikes Lane for all I care.......

Once you're gone, you're gone.

3The Bonce funeral Empty Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 15:38

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Now then Bread,you know that's not an option. If it were I'd go with it.

4The Bonce funeral Empty Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 15:41

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Put me on a plane in a Bolton Shirt and fly to old trafford 'at half time 'throw me onto the centre circle.

Thud!

5The Bonce funeral Empty Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 15:46

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

One more stiff at Old Trafford wouldn't be noticed.

6The Bonce funeral Empty Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 15:51

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

They would if we dressed him up as a big prick, AHhhhhh thinking about it, go as you are. Very Happy

7The Bonce funeral Empty Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 15:53

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Breadman wrote:They can throw me over the wall at Raikes Lane for all I care.......

Once you're gone, you're gone.
You know you will be recycled and not incinerated these days don't you?  :biggrin:

8The Bonce funeral Empty Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 16:00

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Mr Magoo wrote:They would if we dressed him up as a big prick, AHhhhhh thinking about it, go as you are. Very Happy

How can you dress someone up as a prick?

Go and read your Thomas the tank engine books  Laughing

9The Bonce funeral Empty Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 16:07

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

scottjames30 wrote:
Mr Magoo wrote:They would if we dressed him up as a big prick, AHhhhhh thinking about it, go as you are. Very Happy

How can you dress someone up as a prick?

Go and read your Thomas the tank engine books  Laughing
Someone dressed up as a prick.The Bonce funeral Images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ38h0AE7InP6VZN6LbpugFvk4hxlD2ti0ejrUyB7yFZwu4s6b6DQ

10The Bonce funeral Empty Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 16:37

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I'm not wearing a UTD shirt.

11The Bonce funeral Empty Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 16:56

Keegan

Keegan
Admin

Grind me up and make chicken feed. It's only fair.

https://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk

12The Bonce funeral Empty Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 17:35

Bolton Nuts


Admin

Breadman wrote:They can throw me over the wall at Raikes Lane for all I care.......

Once you're gone, you're gone.

Are you my dad? You say everything my dad says... Have you recently cancelled your season ticket on principle too?

https://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk

13The Bonce funeral Empty Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 17:54

Guest


Guest

Get to bed, it's past your bed time!

14The Bonce funeral Empty Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 17:57

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Breadman wrote:Get to bed, it's past your bed time! you little scrotum.
  affraid  affraid

15The Bonce funeral Empty Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 18:00

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Imagine the chaos if we let Magoo loose to edit Wikipedia. It doesn't bear thinking about. Shocked

16The Bonce funeral Empty Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 18:01

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

What you on about, ive been framed.

17The Bonce funeral Empty Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 18:04

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Mr Magoo wrote:What you on about, ive been framed.
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