What Did Angelina Jolie Do For The Brits?

FFS why has she got a honorary Damehood?
Not ranting against what she's done for women and rape, etc. but why should she be honoured for it?
Is it a case of that cnut Billy Hague trying to get some of her shit on his tongue?
I'd have thought given all the shit with the ragheads and the shit in Ukraine, not to mention England playing in the World Cup(  ) he'd have better things to do than once again trying to get in bed with a Yank!!!!!

The fact she's a yank makes no difference these days,
she's 'right-on' just like our fucking pollies - it was inevitable...
and the bastards wonder why they are looked down on like dogshit

Soul Kitchen wrote:FFS why has she got a honorary Damehood?
Not ranting against what she's done for women and rape, etc. but why should she be honoured for it?
Is it a case of that cnut Billy Hague trying to get some of her shit on his tongue?
I'd have thought given all the shit with the ragheads and the shit in Ukraine, not to mention England playing in the World Cup(  ) he'd have better things to do than once again trying to get in bed with a Yank!!!!!

Of all the twats who got honours you choose to pick on someone who, despite her huge wealth and fame, gets off her arse to actually help people?

What about all the fucking ponces that got honours that haven't benefitted society one fucking bit:

Lizzy Yarnold - MBE for sliding down some ice on a tea tray.
Jenny Gunn & Charlotte Edwards - MBEs for playing fucking cricket
Daniel Day-Lewis - Knighthood for acting and getting paid millions

Basically, these twats are doing their job and getting shitloads of cash in sponsorship/wages/fees etc. It's a fucking outrage that they are mentioned in the same breath as Stephen Sutton who raised millions for charity despite the fact he knew he was dying.

Utter twats.

The Honours system is a complete joke any way. Rich bastards buy honours and politicians get them for toeing the party line. The celebs get even more ludicrous and the "small people" who actually deserve honours for real good deeds (like Stephen Sutton) get largely forgotten.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Soul Kitchen wrote:FFS why has she got a honorary Damehood?
Not ranting against what she's done for women and rape, etc. but why should she be honoured for it?
Is it a case of that cnut Billy Hague trying to get some of her shit on his tongue?
I'd have thought given all the shit with the ragheads and the shit in Ukraine, not to mention England playing in the World Cup(  ) he'd have better things to do than once again trying to get in bed with a Yank!!!!!

Of all the twats who got honours you choose to pick on someone who, despite her huge wealth and fame, gets off her arse to actually help people?

What about all the fucking ponces that got honours that haven't benefitted society one fucking bit:

Lizzy Yarnold - MBE for sliding down some ice on a tea tray.
Jenny Gunn & Charlotte Edwards - MBEs for playing fucking cricket
Daniel Day-Lewis - Knighthood for acting and getting paid millions

Basically, these twats are doing their job and getting shitloads of cash in sponsorship/wages/fees etc. It's a fucking outrage that they are mentioned in the same breath as Stephen Sutton who raised millions for charity despite the fact he knew he was dying.

Utter twats.

As usual you miss the point!
I was having a dig elsewhere!!
Can't decide who talks more bullshit, you or tory boy?

Soul Kitchen wrote:

As usual you miss the point!
I was having a dig elsewhere!!
Can't decide who talks more bullshit, you or tory boy?

You are the one who missed the point, and it's plain for everyone to see.

I'm issuing you with an official death threat. Watch your back(side).

Natasha Whittam wrote:I'm issuing you with an official death threat.

Wow - an O.D.T.! That's the Nuts version of an O.B.E.!

Isn't there a law against threatening to kill people on the internet?

I'm sure I read something about it......

Breadman wrote:Isn't there a law against threatening to kill people on the internet?

I'm sure I read something about it......

Why would he care if he's dead?

Her ODT has about as much credence as a bucket of horse piss.

Reebok Trotter wrote:Her ODT has about as much credence as a bucket of horse piss.

When was the last time you heard from Bernard Dennis Park, Michael Bolton or Copper Dragon?

They all reside in Preston docks wearing concrete boots.

In which case, SK will be quaking in his Galoshes.

Breadman wrote:Isn't there a law against threatening to kill people on the internet?

I'm sure I read something about it......

Correct, just going to Scholey Street now to report it.

Soul Kitchen wrote:
Correct, just going to Scholey Street now to report it.

  

You soft bastard.

Isn't there a law against calling someone a soft bastard on the internet?

Breadman wrote:Isn't there a law against calling someone a soft bastard on the internet?

Then I'm going down for a long time.

Natasha Whittam wrote:


Then I'm going down for a long time.

No wonder Mark thinks you're brill....... 

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Soul Kitchen wrote:
Correct, just going to Scholey Street now to report it.

  

You soft bastard.

Just back, soft bastard or not, death threats are very serious and as such the Police will be requiring me to give them more info.
I told them it was a woman with plastic tits and a deformed fanny, they said a person so disfigured should be easy to find. It'll be on Crimewatch in a couple of weeks.

Soul Kitchen wrote:
I told them it was a woman with plastic tits and a deformed fanny, they said a person so disfigured should be easy to find. It'll be on Crimewatch in a couple of weeks.

The joke's on you, my fanny is now fully re-grown.

I'm just like any other ex-model Preston Businesswoman of the Year now.

Just had a phone call, they've been in touch with Embarrassing Bodies for further info.