As I understand it our hero is this very minute on his way to Bolton Town Hall to be in the audience of tonights Question Time.
If he gets the opportunity to speak what do you think he might say and will he name drop 'Bolton Nuts' and if so will 'we' the backroom staff, expect to have a knock on our doors sometimes shortly afterwards by the powers that be?
Will Bread represent the views of Nuts - that is of a God believing, Farage leaning and somewhat muslim bush fearing, community or will he say something silly instead?
Will he be start the campaign to elect Brucie by popular demand or will he just stand there trouserless again?
Will anyone be watching?
Does anybody even care?
If he gets the opportunity to speak what do you think he might say and will he name drop 'Bolton Nuts' and if so will 'we' the backroom staff, expect to have a knock on our doors sometimes shortly afterwards by the powers that be?
Will Bread represent the views of Nuts - that is of a God believing, Farage leaning and somewhat muslim bush fearing, community or will he say something silly instead?
Will he be start the campaign to elect Brucie by popular demand or will he just stand there trouserless again?
Will anyone be watching?
Does anybody even care?