Another Idiot

bwfc1874 wrote:I pity those who are forced to speak to you in real life, you need to snort a few lines like me.

Soul Kitchen wrote:


Communication is a big thing in Engineering and I've seemed to have done alright.

Soul Kitchen wrote:Tell us how Mrs Wallwork would do it?

bwfc1874 wrote:

Soul Kitchen wrote:Tell us how Mrs Wallwork would do it?

What do you mean?

rammywhite wrote:

Soul Kitchen wrote:Here we have a regretful idiot.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/turkey/11804512/British-widow-who-left-the-UK-to-join-Isil-now-stranded-in-Turkey-and-desperate-to-come-home.html

The outcome should be very interesting.

I should imagine that she'll be allowed back and then be entitled a few hundred quid a week benefits

bwfc1874 wrote:Surely the biggest cuntbag in the world, I can scarcely believe it -

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/oct/13/woman-sues-11-year-old-nephew-hug-broke-wrist

boltonbonce wrote:My niece once burnt my backside with a candle. I missed a trick there.

I'll be ready next time.

boltonbonce wrote:Her 10th birthday party. She thought it would be fun to set me alight with one of the candles on her cake.

You more than anyone should understand the temptation.

boltonbonce wrote:My niece once burnt my backside with a candle. I missed a trick there.

I'll be ready next time.

bwfc1874 wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:My niece once burnt my backside with a candle. I missed a trick there.

I'll be ready next time.

Tell the court you've been having candle based nightmares ever since, the mental anguish should be worth at least £100,000 mate.