Which thread topic is Whittam going to recycle tomorrow?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Barb Dwyer wrote:I thought she would have done a thread about people getting E-cigs on the NHS. Disappointed.

I've never done a thread about E-cigs so, like many others, your cheap shot doesn't make sense.

Breadman wrote:Only if they were discussing prescribing E-Cigs to fat people.

Or fat people with depression.

Breadman wrote:Oh calm down and stop being such a stroppy tart!

Your whole shtick is based around dishing out hefty slices of scathing invective and generally trying to belittle everybody else on here but when you get some back, the toys come out of the pram.

Take it in the spirit it was meant, suck it up and get on with it, you big girl......

Chairmanda wrote:

Breadman wrote:Oh calm down and stop being such a stroppy tart!

Your whole shtick is based around dishing out hefty slices of scathing invective and generally trying to belittle everybody else on here but when you get some back, the toys come out of the pram.

Take it in the spirit it was meant, suck it up and get on with it, you big girl......

since when has being a big girl been an insult? I want the mods to step in, bargain booze to be razed to the ground, photos of everyone photoshopped with farmyard animals sent to their bosses (especially their soon to be new bosses), significant others, neighbours, friends, also Brucey kidnapped and held without ransom (unless he starts singing, then I'd send him back) and the fleas of a thousand camels to infest the earholes of all who condone such language.

bwfc1874 wrote:Alarming attention to detail here Doff.

doffcocker wrote:I'll go for:

Should I take Nuggy back?

"As I'm sure most of you know, an old flame of mine recently got bought for big money by one of the league's best teams. Those of you that follow my work will know that this chap answers to the name David Nugent, and that we've had our ups and downs together to say the least.

I've always said I'd have him back over my dead pert body but my phone started ringing last night as I'm putting my slippers on, and despite wanting to launch it at the wall just seeing the tiny-willied twat's name, we ended up having a good catch-up. He told me that selling me to the Bulgarians was the biggest mistake he'd made since his naked selfie got leaked, and that he missed tickling my feet in front of the tele as I suck away on a Twirl.

On the one hand, there are still feelings there, but on the other there's Middlesbrough. Anybody that's been to Middlesbrough knows that it's no place for a model come socialite come umpteen times Preston Businesswoman of the Year. The locals are quite simply several social classes my junior; a girl like me wouldn't last five minutes around plebs like that.

Do I tell him to fuck Boro off? Or do I just tell him to fuck himself?"

doffcocker wrote:You bellends.

This is my life we're talking about.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Do some fooking modding KP you bellend. This is my life we're talking about.