Anyone had the finger up the bum yet?

Keep reading about this prostate stuff and wondering should i go and get checked like they keep advertising.I dont want to see my own doc though,there is a lady doc at my surgery that i would not mind seeing for that.I have no problems but its better to be safe than sorry.Thoughts anyone.

Yes, I've been checked out this way before.

Didn't find it at all pleasant, the only good thing was that it confirmed what I already knew - I don't swing that way at all!

But before all that, have you had any symptoms that you might be having prostate trouble?

Sluffy wrote:Yes, I've been checked out this way before.

Didn't find it at all pleasant, the only good thing was that it confirmed what I already knew - I don't swing that way at all!

But before all that, have you had any symptoms that you might be having prostate trouble?

no. might get up early morning for a pee if i have a big drink of orange juice at bedtime is all.

You probably don't need it yet if you don't have any symptoms. I'm 62 and have had it checked twice. It's not that bad provided the doctor's finger is well lubricated. Ask any woman - good lubrication is important.

It was good news and good news for me the one time I did it - no problems with my prostate and the doctor didn't enjoy the experience either.

Go and have a simple blood test to check if your prostate I'd working properly.

There are erogenous zones up the backside - fact. My friend who is doing escort work regularly sticks her finger up the client's jacksy if there's less than five minutes left on the clock.

Also, see the film 'Road Trip'

largehat wrote:There are erogenous zones up the backside - fact. My friend who is doing escort work regularly sticks her finger up the client's jacksy if there's less than five minutes left on the clock.

Also, see the film 'Road Trip'

Largehat, in virtually every thread you mention a "friend". Have you been taking tips from Mr Amos?

No, I just have friends, Natasha. I'm a nice guy and good company. You can't compare me mentioning what a few of my friends are up to every now and then to Amos who gives us his life story. Be reasonable.

When I went, the doctor was humming The Whole of The Moon by The Waterboys.

Ive heard the blood test can give innacurate readings and give cause for stress and worry so docs dont always recomend it for worriers.

largehat wrote:No, I just have friends, Natasha. I'm a nice guy and good company. You can't compare me mentioning what a few of my friends are up to every now and then to Amos who gives us his life story. Be reasonable.

so go on, what have you learned about me...... (I bet you know virtually nothing) Honestly rather debate with Azreal!

largehat wrote:No, I just have friends, Natasha. I'm a nice guy and good company.

Then why act like a knob on here?

Fuck off.

largehat wrote:Fuck off.

largehat wrote:Fuck off.

You cannot use that language to a lady you cretin.

Mr Magoo wrote:

largehat wrote:Fuck off.

You cannot use that language to a lady you cretin.

Natasha's a bloke.

And you can fuck off as well.

largehat wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:

largehat wrote:Fuck off.

You cannot use that language to a lady you cretin.

Natasha's a bloke.

And you can fuck off as well.

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That's nice, i feel very upset now, mods do something about him.

I thought this thread was about something else entirely. #relieved

So much for a sensible disscusion on a serious topic.