Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X

boltonbonce wrote:It's Christmas, Nat. Everyone's thoughts turn to slippers.
If you want to do something useful, watch this, then click the link and subscribe to the young lad's channel.

karlypants wrote:Why don’t you go for a pair of these Nat? They will certainly match your looks!

Natasha Whittam wrote:

I watched. I didn't subscribe.

I'm wasting my life.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

karlypants wrote:Why don’t you go for a pair of these Nat? They will certainly match your looks!

You massive todgewipe, I'm a head-turner.

Natasha Whittam wrote:I suspect I need professional help.

This morning I was looking for a pair of slippers as my dainty toes are feeling the chill. I found myself looking at slipper websites.

Fook me, am I turning into Bonce?

boltonbonce wrote:
You didn't subscribe. How heartless are you. Try again. I'll make it easier for you.

Natasha Whittam wrote:I hope you've bought 2 seats you fat bastard.

Cajunboy wrote:Hacker Des Places has been declared to run in the following race: 

Monday 19 December
3.00 Lingfield (Sky) - At The Races Handicap Hurdle (Class 2) 2m

There are nine runners and conditional jockey Angus Cheleda rides, claiming 5lb. 






Should be a decent each-way bet in a 9 horse field.


Famous last words.

Cajunboy wrote:ABANDONED


Good.