Are You Addicted To The Internet?

In light of Marvin "Twitter" Sordell being addicted to social networking sites I think it's important we examine our own habits. Is one of you the next Marvin Sordell in waiting?

I'm convinced the vast majority of you spend too much time talking bollocks on forums, looking at naked women/men, and playing on-line poker with people you've never met.

I'm pretty sure it's too late for Hipster and Reebok Trotter, they are clearly hooked but what about the rest of you? Could you live without the internet? Do you break out in cold sweats if you don't check your e-mail every 30 seconds?

i am addicted to this site as i'm trying to get my 40 posts before Saturday!

I would be lost without the internet as i do most of my shopping online and of course i look at shitloads of porn as well

Norpig wrote:i am addicted to this site as i'm trying to get my 40 posts before Saturday!

I would be lost without the internet as i do most of my shopping online and of course i look at shitloads of porn as well

You need to seek help. It's destroying your life.

Of course, you wouldn't have an internet addiction, would you Tash?

Lt. Boon wrote:Of course, you wouldn't have an internet addiction, would you Tash?

I can take it or leave it. I often go days without logging on.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Lt. Boon wrote:Of course, you wouldn't have an internet addiction, would you Tash?

I can take it or leave it. I often go days without logging on.

I have yet to see any indication of that.

I'm addicted to the internet. Everything you need in life is available there. Soon I'll never have to leave my house.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Lt. Boon wrote:Of course, you wouldn't have an internet addiction, would you Tash?

I can take it or leave it. I often go days without logging on.

you're on here morning, noon and night!

Norpig wrote:
you're on here morning, noon and night!

Stalker.

I'm not addicted but I like to look at tits and fanny every now and then.

I would find it difficult not to look on ebay and the classic car sites mainly, but i really use it a lot for information .

Bolton Hater wrote:I'm very addicted and I like to look at cock and balls every now and then.

Tell us something we don't know...

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Norpig wrote:
you're on here morning, noon and night!

Stalker.

lovely dress you're wearing by the way,front door could do with a lick of paint as well

Norpig, did you know Joe Smith, the inventor of Norpig?

Soul Kitchen wrote:Norpig, did you know Joe Smith, the inventor of Norpig?

no i have heard about him, did he have a sports shop somewhere? Would love to find a Norpig now!

Joe Smith had a sports shop on Bury Rd, bit higher up than the Bowling Green. Went to the great gig in the sky about 10 years ago. Great bloke but his health deteriorated badly before his death. He got himself in trouble with the authorities with connecting Bart Simpson with the Wanderers many years ago, in typical Joe fashion he just laughed it off but ultimately I think he struggled to cope with life's traumas in the end. Great character and remembered fondly.