DOG SHIT

Just found dog shit outside my gates again, this happened a while back aswell.
Now its a private lane and its pissed me off now, so i have put some rat pellets in a couple of chocolate bars, that should sort them out.

unbelievable, the dog has no idea where it's shitting and you're trying to KILL it.

you're vermin!

Not vermin, a dog

Are you sure its not human ?

I will report this to the RSPCA whats your name and address please.

Defo a dog, it tastes different.

Mr Magoo wrote:Defo a dog, it tastes different.

I will send it you by PM.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:I will report this to the RSPCA whats your name and address please.

You don't need an address, Magoo is well known to the RSPCA for shagging farm animals.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:I will report this to the RSPCA whats your name and address please.

You don't need an address, Magoo is well known to the RSPCA for shagging farm animals.

Just like you, you pig.

I thought that dogs always buried their shit?

I think you mean Cats, this is an old Dog, so no real harm done.
I am probably doing it a favour, nice treat before death.

I saw Bernard, wiping his arse on your gates before.

Bernard would shag the crack of dawn, if he could get up early enough.

He was giving your gates, a right good rub with his arse .

He then shat on his hand, then wiped it on your Night Owl CAM, so you couldn't see it was him.

Mr Magoo wrote:Just found dog shit outside my gates again, this happened a while back aswell.

Your neighbours probably found out you are a secret red.

What a prick.

Who

You.

Rub the dogs owners face in shit or go and shit on their doorstep.

Poisoning the dog is out of order.

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:You.

Rub the dogs owners face in shit or go and shit on their doorstep.

Poisoning the dog is out of order.

Prison for you magoo if the dog dies.