i'm looking for a date

come on gentlemen, there must be some single men out there who want to date a fellow bolton fan. wouldn't it be great to go to the game with a female who actually understood the rules and could discuss/argue about the game with you.

i'm 23 and my mum tells me i'm very pretty!

i'm not fussy. you must be aged 18-60, in good shape, and not expect me to go 50/50 in a restaurant.

any takers?

I'm not gay I'm afraid but good luck.

Boring.

wow, there's some grumpy gits on here tonight.

I ain't grumpy - just very principled!

Ignore Bernard, he only dates crack whores.

Can you do Monday and Thursday evenings Jayne?


That's when the missus is at her woodwork and Thai boxing classes.

sorry copper, i'm looking for a full-time fella.

When can you fly out to the Dominican Republic?

Do you like McDonald's ?

Natasha Whittam wrote:Ignore Bernard, he only dates crack whores.

I date real women.

Not men who pretend to be women on the internet.

Sounds a bit like you actually.

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:

Not men who pretend to be women on the internet.

Sounds a bit like you actually.

I'm probably going to have a breakdown now.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:

Not men who pretend to be women on the internet.

Sounds a bit like you actually.

I'm probably going to have a breakdown now.

I've just resigned from Whittam International PLC and they've given me a £100k pay-off and an apartment in London.

Attention seeker.

Natasha Whittam wrote:I've just resigned from Whittam International PLC and they've given me a £100k pay-off and an apartment in London.

Nobody cares Amos.

I miss Amos already.

not-so-plain-jayne wrote:

i'm 23 and my mum tells me i'm very pretty!

any takers?

My mum calls me special but thats mum code for spaz

Mr Magoo wrote:Do you take it up the Arse, as Scott just sent me a PM, asking for me to ask you.
He's such a shy type, he can do 5 days a week if that helps, he prefers a shave beaver.

Magoo, I'll ask you nicely - never post any shite like this ever again on this forum.

We don't want it.

Go and get your thrills someplace else.

We’ve not build this site up for you to piss all over it.

You’ve been warned.