Bernard Dennis Park

Sorry been away for a few days, has BDP been banned, or as he had a hissy fit and done one.
I see his name is not in the members list.

Not seen him for a few days, he couldn't send PMs apparently .

I have noticed that Lt Boon/ Sgt Bash has disappeared as well. I hope they haven't been abducted by our Alien guest.

I think guest66 has taken them, I saw him lurking about before, I think he must be an alien or some kind of spy.

Maybe Ken has got his hands on him.

Where's our guy with the bino's?

WTF you on about.

Our guy, RT get the man with the bino's over here, I've spotted something.

I suspect they operate some form of shift system. One of them is probably on duty all the time until such time as the last poster goes to bed. Then they go back to the Mother Ship and download the last days data.

In order to analyse our behaviour patterns they will be have been looking at a wide cross section of data from various posters. I suspect they have an extensive file on Angry Dad and his nocturnal emissions. Copper Dragon will be flagged up as a person of interest, having exposed their cunning plan.

Magoo's posts will be held in a secret folder marked ' Undecipherable'.

BDP Has a permanent ban

Something doesn't feel right, we need to sort this out, send Wayne over and we'll just stay down and hide, if he doesn't come back in a couple of days, send Magoo to go and check on him.

Hipsters been away for a few days too

Hipster has gone to Coventry.

Passi is out the back with a pile of bodies and a smoking Magnum.

FFS, i'm getting out of here.


But i'm stuck.

I was quite friendly with Bernard, we often exchanged PM's and chatted a few times about Bolton. But I have just got a text from his phone literally 2 minutes ago saying he has died. That's all it said.
Still never mind eh?

RIP BDP.

Michael Bolton wrote:I was quite friendly with Bernard, we often exchanged PM's and chatted a few times about Bolton. But I have just got a text from his phone literally 2 minutes ago saying he has died. That's all it said.
Still never mind eh?

Even the dead dump you don't they Michael.

Bernard's a right friendly compassionate bloke. I hope he's not gone long.

Doffer, send me the recipe for whatever it is you're taking