Michael Bolton......

Is funny as fuck, he has me in stitches sometimes.

 

Thanks Scott, I am a character. Are you on the sauce tonight pal? I have just cracked open a bottle of white wine, it tastes bloody brilliant.

I taught MB all he knows. He often PMs me for tips.

Natasha Whittam wrote:I taught MB all he knows. He often PMs me for tips.

We do go back a while. I know Nat would love to go out with me. I know right this moment Nat would love to be meeting me at a nice restaurant for nice food and drink, go on to a nice pub and chat over drinks and then me to take her home and shag her senseless. : )

Yeah, i'm on some red wine, I deserve it after that performance .

scottjames30 wrote:Yeah, i'm on some red wine, I deserve it after that performance .

You need a good drink indeed. I am serious here - I have never known a time in the last 20 years that watching bolton has been this boring and depressing. I thought this afternoon when watching the game that players like okocha, frandsen, gunnlaugson, gudjohnson, Eric ., used to play for bolton and grace this pitch. Now it was this shower.

The only good thing about today was I met a really funny guy , who was sat behind me.

He was slating the players 'but in a funny way' and what he said about Freedman was top draw,

Was it you Mike ?

scottjames30 wrote:The only good thing about today was I met a really funny guy , who was sat behind me.

He was slating the players 'but in a funny way' and what he said about Freedman was top draw,

Was it you Mike ?

I would have been slating the team if there but it wasn't me. The last time I was there was 1999.

Michael Bolton wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:The only good thing about today was I met a really funny guy , who was sat behind me.

He was slating the players 'but in a funny way' and what he said about Freedman was top draw,

Was it you Mike ?

I would have been slating the team if there but it wasn't me. The last time I was there was 1999.

It was funny Mike, he had me laughing that man.

I hope your lot beat Manure.

How's your team getting on ?

scottjames30 wrote:

Michael Bolton wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:The only good thing about today was I met a really funny guy , who was sat behind me.

He was slating the players 'but in a funny way' and what he said about Freedman was top draw,

Was it you Mike ?

I would have been slating the team if there but it wasn't me. The last time I was there was 1999.

It was funny Mike, he had me laughing that man.

I hope your lot beat Manure.

How's your team getting on ?

What was he saying? Some fans do say funny things. I remember in 1996 going to watch Bolton v Tranmere and John Morrisey was warming up infront of the bolton fans and someone shouted "And John Morrisey is still not on the pitch because he's fucking shit". Everyone was laughing and Morrisey just looked over. 

All is wonderful at the mighty blues. Jose looks to be loving life back in London. We have just signed Willian for £30m, we have amazing talent in attacking midfield - Hazard, Mata, Oscar, Willian, De Bruyne, Van Ginkel, etc. I feel sorry for you lot when your best attacking talent is Pratley.

He 'I think had a bad week at work' and everyone got some , Barton was funny , he ran to the front and was slagging him off, he were a smart business man type what just lost the plot like Freedman, but everyone were laughing at him, honest he were funny.

I think the club hired him as entertainment .

Michael Bolton wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:

Michael Bolton wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:The only good thing about today was I met a really funny guy , who was sat behind me.

He was slating the players 'but in a funny way' and what he said about Freedman was top draw,

Was it you Mike ?

I would have been slating the team if there but it wasn't me. The last time I was there was 1999.

It was funny Mike, he had me laughing that man.

I hope your lot beat Manure.

How's your team getting on ?

What was he saying? Some fans do say funny things. I remember in 1996 going to watch Bolton v Tranmere and John Morrisey was warming up infront of the bolton fans and someone shouted "And John Morrisey is still not on the pitch because he's fucking shit". Everyone was laughing and Morrisey just looked over. 

All is wonderful at the mighty blues. Jose looks to be loving life back in London. We have just signed Willian for £30m, we have amazing talent in attacking midfield - Hazard, Mata, Oscar, Willian, De Bruyne, Van Ginkel, etc. I feel sorry for you lot when your best attacking talent is Pratley.

Fuck off you Cockney hand shagger!!

I think Mike Bolton's next avi should be someone carrying a suitcase.

I think you two should get a fuckin room and have some bum fun.

Your the one who likes the noise of balls banging of arses.

Angry Dad, watch yourself old timer, we don't want you getting hurt now do we? Just watch yourself.

Michael Bolton wrote:Angry Dad, watch yourself old timer, we don't want you getting hurt now do we? Just watch yourself.

Fat man,fat man,fat man,big bones big breaks big screams. I just love going to work on fat blokes.The sounds are much more interesting,I get a sexual high from it and I have to have sex afterwards the wife always knows what I need when I get home.

Remember your pm to me mike? Be careful you don't want everyone to know what a pussy you are, do you?

is that red squirrel ? this is blue fox.

I've a suitcase job on a guy called Phil, i'll sent the postcode.

Can you do the job ?

scottjames30 wrote:is that red squirrel ? this is blue fox.

I've a suitcase job on a guy called Phil, i'll sent the postcode.

Can you do the job ?

Blue Fox, this is red squirrel, unfortunately I only have two suitcases and I have already written the names on them - Magoo and Angry Dad.
I do have a Head sports bag I can probably stuff Phil inside?