If this doesn't win a Pulitzer......

....I'll eat my own head!

Never mind all the important events happening all over the world, The Bolton News can always be relied upon to bring us the real stories:

http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/11178654.Helen_Flanagan_s_sister_reveals_family_s_weight_loss_secret/?action=success#comments

We should be very proud as a town.

Pretty girl, and would seem to be a bit brighter than her dim sister.

Breadman wrote:....I'll eat my own head!

Never mind all the important events happening all over the world, The Bolton News can always be relied upon to bring us the real stories:

http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/11178654.Helen_Flanagan_s_sister_reveals_family_s_weight_loss_secret/?action=success#comments

We should be very proud as a town.

You are spot on. Does anybody really care about the dietary habits of the Flanagan clan? The Editor of the BEN should have filed that total pile of shite in the tray marked ' Nonsense '.

I care, she'd be the top poster on nuts, if she posted here.

Scott, she's studying religion at uni. How long do you think she would last on here  

last time i came back to Bolton i was walking past the Bolton News offices and an old lady in front of me said very loudly to her husband 'they should get off their lazy arses and go and find some real news'

So Helen Flanagan is a Quaker?

She's certainly quackers.

Sorry, I'll get me coat........ 

Breadman wrote:She's certainly quackers.

Sorry, I'll get me coat........ 

At least it wasn't an oats-based pun.

Only because I couldn't think of any.

There's not a lot you can do with Porridge gags.........