Can you go to the toilet without your phone?

I know a lot of you are old dudes on here but I think the question is still valid.
When you go for a ride on the porcelain bus, do you take some form of entertainment with you?

Your phone, a book, a magazine, something else?

And what do you do whilst there?

I often now take my phone and either reply to texts that I haven't bothered getting back to or else I have a quick browse of Bolton Nuts.

I always post to Natasha when i'm squeezing one out, don't know why.

I once missed a meeting at work about Health & Safety or some bollocks by getting stuck on Angry Birds.

I lost the use of my legs for ten minutes and I couldn't feel my right foot for about three days.

Biggie wrote:

And what do you do whilst there?

What sort of question is that? Have a guess....

A new low for Bolton Nuts.

This is almost as good as Bread's 'farting in the bath' thread. I take the morning paper.

Cheers, mate.

Ive just logged in whilst Im logging out to see the responses in here. Shit so far.

Biggie wrote:Ive just logged in whilst Im logging out to see the responses in here. Shit so far.

   A good play on words.

Just been for a poo.

Good news and bad news.......

Bad news is, I'm a bit bunged up and it took a right load of thrutching.

Good news is, I knocked in a break of 86 and won the frame comfortably.