Does anyone want to play 5 a side?

Do we have 10 posters on here?
Do we have 10 who can kick a ball and live within a reasonable distance of Bolton?

If so, does anyone want a game of five a side in the coming weeks? I will pay.

Sadly, my silky skills are parked in Naaaaarrferk.

wanderlust wrote:Sadly, my silky skills are parked in Naaaaarrferk.

...and he's 72.

Is this more of that "grooming" that Nat keeps referring to?

Id be up for a it in a few weeks.

Im currently in the process of moving to Chorley though but once im settled i would be.

Ive not played for a few years if im honest, I need to get back in to it.

Doubt we have enough posters though if im honest.

We may have 6 or 7 to get a team together though.

The pitches at Buckshaw are nice, plus they back on to BWFCs training ground, failing that, bolton arena is nice too.

I prefer playing on grass if im honest though.

Apparently Nat has an awesome volley, doesn't she?

Breadman wrote:Is this more of that "grooming" that Nat keeps referring to?

I think you're right, it's that last bit that is the giveaway - "I will pay".

BoltonTillIDie wrote:Apparently Nat has an awesome volley, doesn't she?

Deepdale hasn't seen anything like it since.

I'd be happy to play but I'm guessing there's a no girls policy.

I would love to play but my body told me it was time to retire when I got into my fifties.  I really miss it to.

Best of luck getting a team together.

You could go in goal, or hold a corner flag.

As I need a new right knee, I'm about three stone overweight and haven't kicked a ball in anger since the 95/96 Horwich Sunday League season.....I'll pass on this thanks.

Good luck to anyone brave enough to go for it.

Do you need a new knee because your fat.

No, but it doesn't help.

It's a vicious circle:

Knee in tatters after football injury - put weight on because can't exercise - extra weight puts more strain on knee - extra knee pain means even walking difficult on bad days - eat pies to alleviate pain and try and cheer up - get fatter - and so on........

You need to start hopping you fat bastid.

I live in hop........

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Breadman wrote:Is this more of that "grooming" that Nat keeps referring to?

I think you're right, it's that last bit that is the giveaway - "I will pay".

Usually play 10 but would happily slip into a deeper position if you'd prefer Nat - I'm very experienced and pretty good in either box.

So just me and Reebok Rebel then. Are you an actual Reebok Rebel?

I'm game. I'm pretty awesome at football too.

Boggers. Due to your name being Boggers I can't imagine you as anything other than a bloke with ginger hair. If you are not ginger can you please dye it before we meet in person so as not to ruin the illusion.

Reckon I could manage 5 mins each half, so yes.