Top Dog Is Back.

Hello Mike, Where have you been?

Ive been acting top Boy while you've been away.

Hope you've brought a few sports bags back with you.

I am back everyone. I have served my time in Durham prison for taking out 3 bouncers, but I am fuming. I want to kick someone's arse, someone like Angry Dad. 

To anyone who doesn't know me, give me a wide berth or you'll be watching Bolton start the season in a wheelchair.

More shit than a chicken farmer!  
Welcome back"fatty"!!! 

Are you the singer!
I think my mum has one of your albums!

Welcome back pig face, as for top Dog, no chance you little wet pussy.

White84 wrote:Are you the singer!
I think my mum has one of your albums!

He's the next Frank Sinatra and he uses all his own material.

Wet Pussy,while we are on the subject who prefers completely shaven,landing strip/ Brazilian or for the older members of the board Retro 1970 full beard.although the 80's was more my era I can remember flossing with pubic air after going down for the Gravy!
Plus the two fingered mission through barbed wire fanny hair to reach the honey pot,thank god for waxing and Gillette lady razors  

White84 wrote:Wet Pussy,while we are on the subject who prefers completely shaven,landing strip/ Brazilian or for the older members of the board Retro 1970 full beard.although the 80's was more my era I can remember flossing with pubic air after going down for the Gravy!
Plus the two fingered mission through barbed wire fanny hair to reach the honey pot,thank god for waxing and Gillette lady razors  

You can see why I thought he was AD, can't you....?

 

Welcome back Mike. Are you enjoying a few vinos tonight?

A lot of big characters have pitched up in your absence. I hope you can still compete.

Breadman as there's not much to talk on the footy side humour my friend Mein Freund(German)Mon Ami( French) all my friend  

No, I meant your posting style, mate.

That's all, it wasn't a dig.

Ok mate pals then I hope so new season.

MB, What did you have for dinner tonight, a buffet for yourself?

Top pussy.

Mitch I'm going to be at the aBode Hotel Piccadilly Manchester first week in August for the week pm me then and we can meet up for a laugh and stuff if you feel like it.

I will give you a mobile number to call and who to ask for at reception.

All these big top dogs and no dog catcher, i nominate keegan to take you all out!

Angry Dad wrote:I will give you a mobile number to call and who to ask for at reception.

Mods step in, they're promoting man sex.

Split personalities meeting up ?