How Has David Beckham Missed Out On A Knighthood Again?

Come on - he's captained England, he's won league titles in four different countries, he was an ambassador for the UK in winning the Olympic bid and carried the torch in the opening ceremony, done the charity thing, he's represented us as an international film and media icon, he married a Spice Girl, brought up a disabled kid and he queued up for hours to see the queen - FFS give him the knighthood before he has to crawl to London on broken glass and flagellate himself on the steps of Buck House to get the sympathy vote because he's tried everything else.