Happy Anniversary!

Very good Boggers.

There's hope for you yet. 

Stan,

Is there a Burnley Nuts equivalent?

I served my time in Padiham and know the area.

Stan Ternent's Claret & Blue Army!

(I'm done with this shit.)

Unfortunately we are thin on the ground for Burnley message boards Breadman. That's part of the reason why I'm here. 

I think that you'd get on all right on Clarets Mad, you have the right 'je nais se quoi'.

I'll vouch for you.

Cheers, I appreciate that.

I'm off to join right now - it sounds like my kind of site.


And I'm digging my BFC top from 1991 out of the back of the wardrobe and will wear it with pride!

It's a bit tight but I'm dedicated to the cause and will do whatever it takes.

Lettuce for breakfast and water for tea.

Come on you Clarets!

(Fuck you Sluffy, by the way.)

I'll start a thread in your honour, just give me a few moments.

Good luck sprouting that extra finger bredders

Not deserving now.

Burnalee, Burnalee, Burnalee!


(Pause)


Burnalee, Burnalee, Burnaleeehee!


(Slightly shorter pause)




Burnalee, Burnalee, Burnalee........Burnaleee................


Burnalee.......Burn-A-Leeeeee!!!!!

And it's no, ney never.....no ney never, no more!

Blackburn twats!

I like being a Burnley fan.

We...are...Premier.....League!

It's 'nay' not 'ney'.


You need an apprenticeship cocker.  

It won't let me in, Stan!

It keeps saying I'm a robot.

I fully appreciate the fact that being able to programme Sky Plus and use a toaster may be seen as being something that only and android or someone from a far distant world beyond the outer rim of the known universe could accomplish to you lot, but trust me, I'm flesh and blood.

Perhaps I should try the Preston or Blackburn boards..........

Fuck you, Sluffy (again), by the way........

Go on.......

You can't go through life not banning people.

Try it.

You might like it.

It's awfully sad Breadman, it's the end.

I'll survive......

Big, wide world out there, you know.

Over them hills beyond Huncoat and Hapton........

Fuck you again, Sluffy, by the way.

Anything like you'd like to say to sluffy bredders before you go?

Come on, even here with scott has got to be better than marrying a blood relative

The moral high ground has been lost.

I expected it to be maintained.

It's nice to be nice. 

Does that mean I can't be a Burnley fan?

Bollocks........!

Chorley it is then.

Well i am knackered but my little girl won't go to frigging sleep. I'm going to put my foot through peppa pigs bacon like face in a minute if i have to watch anymore. As soon as i turn it off she cries and im trying to keep her quiet so the missus can get some sleep.

Fuck you peppa pig

Breaders mate let it go now!