i really am useless without sat nav

Ive been coming over the a628 to rotherham and other places east of the pennines with my job for about just over a year now.  For some reason, my brain told.me this must be snakes pass.  So this morning the signage on the motorway said snake pass closed.  So drove well out of my way about an extra 30 miles only to find out snakes pass is the a57 and i could of saves myself 45 minutes if i had actually  bothered to look at a map.

What a dick!!!!!

Ah well.  Only 5 tests to do all day (equivalent of about an hour and a halfs work) so time to catch up on arrow, flash and the 100

I'm the same, once my phone runs out of battery and I'm out and about I've had it!

I have never used a Satnav and I'm up and down the Motorway every weekday. The M61 Southbound from Westhoughton to joining the M60 is a bloody nightmare every day. You have my sympathy Johnny.

I wouldn't mind but the sat nav work have provided is a binatone. Worst peice of shit ever.

Might have to bunk work bread tonight in his love nest

Reebok Trotter wrote:I have never used a Satnav and I'm up and down the Motorway every weekday. The M61 Southbound from Westhoughton to joining the M60 is a bloody nightmare every day. You have my sympathy Johnny.

Im the same rt.  Practically live on the m6. Everywhere you go there are roadworks and idiots crashing into lorries.  And then the bellends who want a right good nosey so they can tell there partners "there was blood everywhere" even though there never is

I have a rule where when people.are adjoining and there is a queue that it works like a zip.  Everyone just let one person on and it will move a lot quicker.  But no.  You get people trying to force there way in, people trying to block them.  Just makes it worse.

Time to look for a braindead office job again i think.

y2johnny wrote:

Reebok Trotter wrote:I have never used a Satnav and I'm up and down the Motorway every weekday. The M61 Southbound from Westhoughton to joining the M60 is a bloody nightmare every day. You have my sympathy Johnny.

Im the same rt.  Practically live on the m6. Everywhere you go there are roadworks and idiots crashing into lorries.  And then the bellends who want a right good nosey so they can tell there partners "there was blood everywhere" even though there never is

I have a rule where when people.are adjoining and there is a queue that it works like a zip.  Everyone just let one person on and it will move a lot quicker.  But no.  You get people trying to force there way in, people trying to block them.  Just makes it worse.

Time to look for a braindead office job again i think.

It's human nature to swan neck". I much prefer to use route finder than sat nav. Sat nav doesn't always deal with one way systems effectively. 
Many years ago some post codes in Liverpool dropped you in the wrong shop if you used "new technology".

The title of this thread is three words too long.

First time i used a sat nav was in florida, got it with the hire car it was an old type that you plugged in and i typed in the code for orlando and after about an hour i took it back to dollar at the airport and said it keeps telling me to go to Tampa then i felt a right twat when she said its on the Tampa route you leave at jnc.....

Natasha Whittam wrote:The title of this thread is three words too long.

Not what you was saying for the best 7 seconds of your life last night

y2johnny wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:The title of this thread is three words too long.

Not what you was saying for the best 7 seconds of your life last night

7 seconds is way too long. How do you do it?

Soul Kitchen wrote:

y2johnny wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:The title of this thread is three words too long.

Not what you was saying for the best 7 seconds of your life last night

7 seconds is way too long. How do you do it?

Treaty treaty 3 times

They're just great sat-navs, totally stress free .

Sat Navs are great - no pre-planning required, just put in the postcode and off you go...

BoltonTillIDie wrote:Sat Navs are great - no pre-planning required, just put in the postcode and off you go...

I don't have a sat nav, I have a brain.

And when Armageddon comes where will you be without your fooking sat-nav? I'll tell you.....lost.

when armageddon comes i'll have no place to go.

You can't read a map, Nat, because you are a bird and your brain doesn't work in the right way to interpret the images and convert them into what you are seeing in front of you out of the car window.

Fact.

Shoes and handbags - yes.

Getting from A to B without getting lost and bursting into tears - no.

Breadman wrote:You can't read a map, Nat, because you are a bird and your brain doesn't work in the right way to interpret the images and convert them into what you are seeing in front of you out of the car window.

Fact.

Shoes and handbags - yes.

Getting from A to B without getting lost and bursting into tears - no.

Run and hide

Breadman wrote:You can't read a map, Nat, because you are a bird and your brain doesn't work in the right way to interpret the images and convert them into what you are seeing in front of you out of the car window.

Fact.

Shoes and handbags - yes.

Getting from A to B without getting lost and bursting into tears - no.

You utter fucking bellend. I don't need a map because I have a brain that remembers things or can read signs.

You just signed your own death warrant. I'm coming for you once my fanny heals.

I know where i'm going even when i dont.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Breadman wrote:You can't read a map, Nat, because you are a bird and your brain doesn't work in the right way to interpret the images and convert them into what you are seeing in front of you out of the car window.

Fact.

Shoes and handbags - yes.

Getting from A to B without getting lost and bursting into tears - no.

You utter fucking bellend. I don't need a map because I have a brain that remembers things or can read signs.

You just signed your own death warrant. I'm coming for you once my fanny heals.

Youve got ages bredders "the op" waiting list is well long. Youd be surprised how many people want a mangina