Why are there so many scots on TV

The Buggers are everywhere on the weather,News,etc,can't bloody understand a bloody word they say Lorraine Kelly pisses me off with her wee this and wee that, wee means pee,I wish they'd all piss off back to jockland. Years ago you had to speak properly to be on TV.Carol Smillies another one,mind you I'd give her one on a wet Wednesday afternoon, I suppose they do have some uses. Men in skirts what's that about? That jug eared pillock Charlie with his socks and skirt someone needs to have a word in his ear.

There was a scot I kind of had a grudging liking for used the same pub I did for awhile in salford a little man called strangely Scotch Eddie a quiet man at the bar and one night his best mate Big Eddie coincidence!! Was in swearing and scotch said leave it out there's women here, Big say's something to scotch and scotch explodes and smacks the fuck out of him and carries on kicking big on the floor, when he,s finished he calmly sits back at the bar says to big who's bleeding all over get up and finish your beer yer puff. Big was a right size and hard bastard but he got well done by his wee mate,another bloke said to big what happened you let him do that to you ? Big says I dunno I did'nt see it is he fast or what.

Was this found in a dungeon written in shit?

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Was this found in a dungeon written in shit?

A wee dungeon.

You do know I do this just to wind you up Hipster:D

It seems to work

It does I barely slept last night thinking about this.