top 5 weird crushes

Keegan wrote:Don't know about weird, but...

1) Sarah Alexander (I saw her in Coupling - she'd get it.)


2) Jane March (Color of Night with Bruce Willis)


3) Victoria Hazel (Heptathlete - I'll have some of that, thank you!)


4) Rebel Wilson (Okay, maybe this one is weird, but I like her)


5) Aubrey Plaza (Parks and Recreation and a number of movies. She'd definitely get a round or two of How's Your Father!)

Aubrey Plaza makes me twitch. 

She is very nice Finlay!

I have a thing about fat birds.

I know it's wholly inappropriate considering what she's been through but Nazanin is a tidy sort isn't she? 

Norpig wrote:I know it's wholly inappropriate considering what she's been through but Nazanin is a tidy sort isn't she? 

A new low for Nuts.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

A new low for Nuts.

You would though.

Norpig wrote:
You would though.

Don't be too hard on Nat. All this is a bit threatening for someone who looks like Peggy Mount in a boiler suit.

I can never get away from Louise Brooks. I go weak at the knees. 

I have to admit having a thing for Lily James. She doesn't photograph as well as other actresses - looks like she has too many teeth? - but there is something about her that makes me think inappropriate thoughts.

I’ve got to agree with Norpig about Nazanin and I don’t think it is inappropriate to comment on how attractive she is. I actually watched her interview earlier and was struck by how good she looks and what a classy lady she is. Handled the interview very well too so she’s obviously got the brains to go with the looks. She deserves a happy life with her family now so I just hope people leave her alone to get on with it?

boltonbonce wrote:Don't be too hard on Nat. All this is a bit threatening for someone who looks like Peggy Mount in a boiler suit.

I just Googled Peggy Mount.

You bitch.

Katie White of the Ting Tings, for God's sake! That mouth!

     

Natasha Whittam wrote:

I just Googled Peggy Mount.

You bitch.

I thought everyone knew Peggy.

Isabelle Huppert always got me going. 

The Wigan connection doesn't help any but for some reason I always find myself being totally charmed and enamoured by Lisa Nandy.

We need a specific thread on politicians.

I can't think of any politicians that give me the horn? Who were you thinking of? Please God don't say the evil witch Priti Patel 

I may have a bit of a crush on Manda notwithstanding the obvious issues with that, but don't tell her. What's not to like about intellectual women with liberal views and an interest in football?
It's a shame but she presumably doesn't post on here any more due to weirdos like me

Norpig wrote:I can't think of any politicians that give me the horn? Who were you thinking of? Please God don't say the evil witch Priti Patel 

This is KP you're talking about. He's probably going to say Boris, Rees-Mogg and Farage.

Norpig wrote:I can't think of any politicians that give me the horn? Who were you thinking of? Please God don't say the evil witch Priti Patel 

I quite fancied this MP when I was a teenager:

Caroline Flint usually got me hot under the collar.