top 5 weird crushes

Holliday Grainger.

I'm not sure all of you are grasping this thread, it's for weird crushes, like if you fancy big Mo of Eastenders not proper totty 

Norpig wrote:I'm not sure all of you are grasping this thread, it's for weird crushes, like if you fancy big Mo of Eastenders not proper totty 

OK, Patrick Moore!

boltonbonce wrote:
OK, Patrick Moore!

Now that's just bizarre! Didn't know you swung both ways Boncey 

Norpig wrote:I'm not sure all of you are grasping this thread, it's for weird crushes, like if you fancy big Mo of Eastenders not proper totty 

I only have crushes on proper totty.

Norpig wrote:
Now that's just bizarre! Didn't know you swung both ways Boncey 

It was just a man crush. I was very keen on amateur astronomy at the time, and he was the big man.

Bird watchers always pretend to be interested in astronomy.








Get out of that bush you dirty boy.

Cajunboy wrote:Bird watchers always pretend to be interested in astronomy.








Get out of that bush you dirty boy.

Norpig wrote:I can't think of any politicians that give me the horn? Who were you thinking of? Please God don't say the evil witch Priti Patel 

I can think of loads I wouldn't mind having a go on and yes she would be on my list.

Priti Patel? 

phwoar!

A new low for Nuts.

Natasha Whittam wrote:A new low for Nuts.

The clues in the title, weird crushes and she looks very tidy in that photo 

Norpig wrote:
The clues in the title, weird crushes and she looks very tidy in that photo 

Talking of weird crushes, I still haven't seen a photo of Rob Earnshaw that explains Nat's crush.

I used to have a crush on Margaret Rutherford.

Norpig wrote:phwoar!

Very doable after a couple of beers.

Is Stacey Dooley on the list?

Biggie wrote:Is Stacey Dooley on the list?

Oh aye, she'd be on my list 

The fact some of you think Stacey Dooley is a "weird" crush shows just how weird you bellends are.