Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II

Nice one. Thatcher got into power in 79 so I'm glad to see that Amanda didn't buy into her philosophy.

7 and a half hours it took me to get back from south west country bumpkin land. 7 and a half hours.

Did you walk

Mr Magoo wrote:Did you walk

It would have probably been quicker.

Brucie was in Cardiff with his one man show at the end of April,and I feel the walesonline reviewer could have been a little more respectful.

He can almost still dance and almost sing in tune and his piano playing is better than Les Dawson’s but it wouldn’t have mattered what he had done.

You missed the bit where he said he almost still looked alive

Bonce, don't know if you are aware that there are lots of Brucie mentions on Trollied, series 4 episode 6.....and very funny they are too! Must still be on i-player, I'd imagine.

Brucie is making a comeback as Mary Berry. You heard it here first.

 He's also been working on the signs for the French railway system.

Oi!

You have stolen those pics from the book I wrote.

That's copyright!

This guy is crazy.

Wot book is that then?
Can I buy it on Brazilian?
I mean Amazon.

Reebok Trotter wrote:This guy is crazy.

He's also very lucky to be alive after this, the daft bastard:

boltonbonce wrote:Wot book is that then?
Can I buy it on Brazilian?
I mean Amazon.

The one I wrote especially for you to get you to post again!

Here I have Brucie trapped in his own van. He later escaped with the help of Kenny Lynch,disguised as a traffic warden.

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Wot book is that then?
Can I buy it on Brazilian?
I mean Amazon.

The one I wrote especially for you to get you to post again!

Sorry KP. Didn't know you'd gone to so much trouble.

boltonbonce wrote:Here I have Brucie trapped in his own van. He later escaped with the help of Kenny Lynch,disguised as a traffic warden.

Doesn't look well there. And that's not a dig or snide remark. He actually looks ill

boltonbonce wrote:

Remember when I was about 17/18 and in The Sixties and some workers from some other Planet decided to start a "i'm Backing Britain Campaign" they would work half an hour a day for no pay, to help the Economy, at the time

Anyway the Shyster/Tory Boss who I worked for back then thought it was a good idea and talked us into doing the same ... BUT with the Proviso we got our money back at the End of The Month.

Good Publicity for him, Twat, and we were on the front page of The Bolton Evening News

Anyway we had the last laugh when he finished up in Jail for Fraud on some other matter

A woman's body has been found in a suitcase in the Thames.

Police are treating it as suspicious!

Bloody hell!.

Coming home for the night dad. Its all crazy again. You like my banner by the way