Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II

Did you enjoy the Scarecrow Festival Banksy?
Bet you had to keep moving in case you came away with a rosette.

boltonbonce wrote:

Banks of the Croal wrote:Bonce, I blame you for this, I've posted it on the wrong thread

Should've been on the Technical Issue Thread

It's OK Banksy. Bread has been out with his telescope,looking at the stars.
At least that's what he told the cops.
Very apt song.

Yeah.....I thought so too.

Very apt.

Good work Banksy.

I'm off to YouTube for some more Rainbow, Sabbath, Zep, AC/DC inspired fun.

And by the way, the local plod know me and are my friends.

That's why they asked me to pop into the station and sign their "Special Friends Register" every morning at 9 o'clock.

I'm special.

 I was going to bed 20 minutes ago you bastards. Right. That's it.

boltonbonce wrote:Did you enjoy the Scarecrow Festival Banksy?
Bet you had to keep moving in case you came away with a rosette.

Enjoyed it very much but unfortunately this Year.

I didn't win a rosette, a Manu look alike  fan.

Won it

Blimey!

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/man-found-dead-after-having-sex-with-scarecrow-using-strapon-toy-10155137.html

boltonbonce wrote:Blimey!

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/man-found-dead-after-having-sex-with-scarecrow-using-strapon-toy-10155137.html

 He must not have been using right.

I can't stop clicking replay on Banksy's Stargazer link.

It's just so.......rock.

Early 70's Rock is still the best in my book.

Physical Graffiti, Rainbow Rising, Sabbath Bloody Sabbath.....

All classics.

And there are loads more that I can't bring to mind right now because I've had a few.

Stick yer One Direction up yer pumper!

Saw this on Rude Tube.

Fucking hate cats even more after this video!

karlypants wrote:Saw this on Rude Tube.

Fucking hate cats even more after this video!

Me too. I'd she would have just said "hi im such abody meagre me" she would have probably done alright. But the mental is obviously very strong in that one.

What a day. My lads second rugby match and he goes in for a tackle and gets one of his teeth knocked out. Only a baby one. He was upset for about two minutes and then went back on and made a last ditch tackle to stop a try. He got coaches player of the match

Well done that lad.

Definitely not a lightweight ponce

y2johnny wrote:What a day. My lads second rugby match and he goes in for a tackle and gets one of his teeth knocked out. Only a baby one. He was upset for about two minutes and then went back on and made a last ditch tackle to stop a try. He got coaches player of the match

Make sure you put a fiver under his pillow tonight.

A fiver? He's rinsed me for a turtles figure, ten pound and a subway lunch

Brave little man you've got their Johnny.

Maybe a another fiver under his pillow is a very good idea - two pound coin at least (or would effect his amatuer status!).

y2johnny wrote:A fiver?  He's rinsed me for a turtles figure,  ten pound and a subway lunch

My lad played futsal in Oldham last night, hes on a fiver à goal, it cost me a tenner they won 4-1.

I'm saving that for his first cauliflower ear

Shows how rough it can get though. Hes only six but character building wise it's brilliant

scottjames30 wrote:

y2johnny wrote:A fiver?  He's rinsed me for a turtles figure,  ten pound and a subway lunch

My lad played futsal in Oldham last night, hes on a fiver à goal, it cost me a tenner they won 4-1.

I'd do the same for tries but he is rapid so once he gets going no one can catch him

Would cost me a fortune

y2johnny wrote:What a day. My lads second rugby match and he goes in for a tackle and gets one of his teeth knocked out. Only a baby one. He was upset for about two minutes and then went back on and made a last ditch tackle to stop a try. He got coaches player of the match

Only just seen this - apologies.

Your lad's obviously a mini Peter Winterbottom and you should be very proud.

Best English rugby player of my lifetime.

You should be very proud, mate.