plans for the day

Norpig wrote:

y2johnny wrote:

Bwfc1958 wrote:

Norpig wrote:

karlypants wrote:

y2johnny wrote:
More love making norpig and KP? (To eachother obviously)

Yeah, why not!

Norpig will be in for a right treat!

 hang on what's going on here? I never signed up for any man love

i'm with 58, (not in the same way as you are with KP, i mean i just agree)  it's time to admit your deep affections for each other, i'll be an usher at the wedding.  Btid can conduct the ceremony, and Breaders will be the one rushing in to say he objects as he loves you both and then it will be a three way gay marriage, the first of it's kind

Other roles will include

Bonce, - Giving away KP
Sluffy - Giving away Norpig
(You'll both be wearing a white flowing gown by the way)
58 - Page Boy
Scott - The guy who turns up in a white vest and goes grabbing at the end of the night
Bridesmaids - Manda (the only real woman on here) Martin and Hipster (Hips will want to do it to be different  )
Best man Natasha
Ushers Me, Lusty, Banksy
Everyone else - pissed up guests!

See wedding planned, easy peasy

 i just have one change to make before i agree, i want Johnny as my best man please. Sorry Nat you can be chief bridesmaid instead

Bwfc1958 wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Just got in from work,and find this!

Whatever happens,I'm not wearing a kilt. Once is enough for me.

If I'm giving KP away,whilst wearing a flowing dress,I must insist on it being fire retardant.

Norpig wrote:

y2johnny wrote:

Bwfc1958 wrote:

Norpig wrote:

karlypants wrote:

y2johnny wrote:
More love making norpig and KP? (To eachother obviously)

Yeah, why not!

Norpig will be in for a right treat!

 hang on what's going on here? I never signed up for any man love

i'm with 58, (not in the same way as you are with KP, i mean i just agree)  it's time to admit your deep affections for each other, i'll be an usher at the wedding.  Btid can conduct the ceremony, and Breaders will be the one rushing in to say he objects as he loves you both and then it will be a three way gay marriage, the first of it's kind

Other roles will include

Bonce, - Giving away KP
Sluffy - Giving away Norpig
(You'll both be wearing a white flowing gown by the way)
58 - Page Boy
Scott - The guy who turns up in a white vest and goes grabbing at the end of the night
Bridesmaids - Manda (the only real woman on here) Martin and Hipster (Hips will want to do it to be different  )
Best man Natasha
Ushers Me, Lusty, Banksy
Everyone else - pissed up guests!

See wedding planned, easy peasy

 i just have one change to make before i agree, i want Johnny as my best man please. Sorry Nat you can be chief bridesmaid instead

Norpig wrote:sorry Manda, since this is going to be the wedding of the year lets have 2 chief bridesmaids. I've already contacted OK magazine to see if they want to cover it but strangely they haven't contacted me 

y2johnny wrote:

Norpig wrote:sorry Manda, since this is going to be the wedding of the year lets have 2 chief bridesmaids. I've already contacted OK magazine to see if they want to cover it but strangely they haven't contacted me 

Thats because i already got you a deal with Attitude Magazine.  It's all under control, you just relax and enjoy your day.

Chairmanda wrote:

y2johnny wrote:

Norpig wrote:sorry Manda, since this is going to be the wedding of the year lets have 2 chief bridesmaids. I've already contacted OK magazine to see if they want to cover it but strangely they haven't contacted me 

Thats because i already got you a deal with Attitude Magazine.  It's all under control, you just relax and enjoy your day.

with Nats involvement, sure you can get a sponsorship from Twirls a la beckhams and flake?

Norpig wrote:bagsie the beer throne 

Breadman wrote:Can I have a tenner on a train derailment just outside Chorley please?

Breadman wrote:Watching the cricket for now then getting the train to Preston this afternoon to pick my new bike up.

Then riding it home.