I hate Mondays.

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Tell us some funny army anecdotes, Scott.

Everybody I've ever met who was in the forces has had loads and they were all funny.

I can't wait....... bounce

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1874 wont like them, you can only post stuff to his liking from now on.

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That's very considerate of you, but I've never said that.

Go ahead.

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I wouldn't mind if 1874 was funny or a little interesting, but being the forum bore its a little cheap.

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There you go, Scott - Green light from 74.

Start us off with a quick one.

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BoltonTillIDie wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Watched a film about jiggers last night.

I'll never moan about my lot in life ever again.

I've tried watching it twice - buts its disgusting...

Why why why why why I had to google jiggers I do not know! Evil or Very Mad

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I had a lovely day today gardening and cleaning the hot tub.

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Mr Magoo wrote:I had a lovely day today gardening and cleaning the hot tub.

Did you take a dump in it again? Shocked

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Mr Magoo wrote:I had a lovely day today getting bummed in my hot tub.

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Horrible day today, recycling/relaying the old fibre glass loft insulation to build it up to 300mm. Horrendously hot, difficulty breathing wearing a ~~gimp~~ mask, low rafters to bang my head on, sore muscles from balancing on old joists and itchy as hell from head to toe....and the job's only half finished so I have that to look forward to again tomorrow.
Magoo would have loved it.

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karlypants wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:I had a lovely day today gardening and cleaning the hot tub.

Did you take a dump in it again?

Dirty bastid :shit:

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Mr Magoo wrote:I had a lovely day today getting bummed in my hot tub.

Don't put your dreams onto me you freak.

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Mr Magoo wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:I had a lovely day today getting bummed in my hot tub.

Don't put your dreams onto me you freak.

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Mr Magoo wrote:

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Mr Magoo wrote:I had a lovely day today getting bummed in my hot tub.

Don't put it in again, i walk like John Wayne as it is

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Where's my army story?

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Breadman wrote:Where's my army story?

You really are a knob

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Bread trying to start up shit again.

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That's not a very good story.

It's not funny and there aren't any soldiers in it.

Try again.

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Breadman wrote:Where's my army story?

My grandad was in the army. The royal fusiliers (sp.)

He was in Kenya and him and his regiment got the key to nairobi.

A truck rolled over onto him when he was there.

These are the true stories.

The others he told me consisted of turning a lion inside out, being the last man standing in a royal rumble with 29 gorillas and lifting a rhino out of the road single handedly.

That's has just cheered my monday up slightly.

Damu nzito kuliko maji

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