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Elf on a shelf anybody?

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41Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Thu Dec 01 2016, 14:05

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

My little niece was potty about the movie 'Babe'. As a veggie,I wasn't having any of it,and explained to her where her bacon came from.
My sister-in-law's life became hell from that moment on,and she's never forgiven me.
My niece,however,is now a happy and healthy veggie.

42Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Thu Dec 01 2016, 20:06

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Sooooo.....well excited for tonights effort.  Stay tuned and i will post once the kids are asleep and i have time to set it up Very Happy

43Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Thu Dec 01 2016, 21:49

Guest


Guest

Here we go.........

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44Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Thu Dec 01 2016, 21:51

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

you have too much spare time Johnny  Very Happy

45Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Thu Dec 01 2016, 21:54

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Guest

Norpig wrote:you have too much spare time Johnny  Very Happy
Very Happy  only took me 5 minutes.  The only thing i hate is i dont get to see their faces as i set off for work too early.  I make out likes it a chore to the missus but i know all day tomorrow ill be thinking of something grand to do Smile

46Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Fri Dec 02 2016, 14:02

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

47Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Sat Dec 03 2016, 00:38

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Guest

tonight, greedy buddy has eaten a bag of chocolates leaving just a couple for the kids.

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48Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Sat Dec 03 2016, 00:47

Bread2.0

Bread2.0
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

You need to sort that little red bastard out, mate; he's taking you for a ride.

Those chocolates should be for your kids, ffs!

I'd suggest this:
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Or a shovel over his little, bastard head.

Which could also then be used to scoop his remains up and deposit them in the bin.

49Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Sat Dec 03 2016, 00:59

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

He has a really sinister look on his face

50Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Sat Dec 03 2016, 01:15

Bread2.0

Bread2.0
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

Agreed.

That's not someone I would be happy to allow access to my children's bedrooms.

Looks a bit shifty to me.

And his body language suggests that he's saying "Yeah, fine...stick me here if you like, in an awkward position with me arm stuck up in the air like I've broke it and it's not healed properly and now I've got a gammy arm but I'll get my own back back when you're in bed, ya bastard! 

"My plastic arse is getting rubbed right across your fizzog, matey boy!"

"You didn't close the kids' door, did you? Ha haaah, dickhead!"

It might take me a while, what with my tiny plastic legs an' all bit you're getting my shiny bum in your face."

"Smell my plastic!"

Or summat.....I dunno......I'm drunk.

51Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Sat Dec 03 2016, 08:52

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I've informed the police. People need to speak out.

52Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Sat Dec 03 2016, 08:55

Guest


Guest

It's the same look kp has when touting for business.

53Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Sun Dec 04 2016, 09:51

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Guest

In an uplighter jacuzzi hot tub with a santa clad mickey mouse this morning (mainly because i forgot and woke up at half 4 in a blind panic That i hadnt moved him!)

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54Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Sun Dec 04 2016, 23:57

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So tonight......watch this and then look at the pic.....



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55Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Mon Dec 05 2016, 11:09

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**Orientation Fixed**

56Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Tue Dec 06 2016, 10:18

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Guest

Trapped in the newly put up decorations

(Thabks for fixing orientation Smile )

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57Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Tue Dec 06 2016, 11:03

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

No problem. Fixed again. Very Happy

58Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Tue Dec 06 2016, 13:35

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karlypants wrote:No problem. Fixed again. Very Happy
:like:

59Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Tue Dec 06 2016, 13:41

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 312431beff1c63522902ccb736f908a5 Very Happy

60Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Sun Dec 10 2017, 22:37

Sluffy

Sluffy
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Wonder if Johnny is doing this again for Christmas?

I used to enjoy his stories of what he used to do for his children.

Hope they are all well and having fun this festive season!

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