So I was talking with a woman on the beach with poppy and we were talking dogs as you do when there was a loud popping noise and she said oh did one of your balls explode? Ffs I said was it that obvious? Yes she said my ex husband's balls exploded when we were going to New York on concord and it's such a distinctive sound. Well that must have been awful I said what did you do? I pretended I hadn't heard because he would not have stopped going on about it she said, luckily the stewardess came round and asked him if he'd like a mint and it took his mind off it.
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Re: Short Stories Sat Nov 18 2017, 02:08
BoltonTillIDie
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Nat Lofthouse
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I think you’re due a top-up from your GP
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Re: Short Stories Sat Nov 18 2017, 08:02
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Nat Lofthouse
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I recently bought a pair of slippers that look like real feet.
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Re: Short Stories Sat Nov 18 2017, 18:12
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Nat Lofthouse
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BoltonTillIDie wrote:I think you’re due a top-up from your GP
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Re: Short Stories Sat Nov 18 2017, 18:14
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Nat Lofthouse
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I nearly choked on my lasagna reading it tbh. ![Laughing](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif)
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Re: Short Stories Sat Nov 18 2017, 18:17
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Nat Lofthouse
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Do your feet look like this Bonce?boltonbonce wrote:I recently bought a pair of slippers that look like real feet.
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Re: Short Stories Sun Nov 19 2017, 10:09
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I've been told I should consider sending my stories to a publisher. I got one about a guy that's got a small woman inside of him.
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