Sordel breaks hand and gives himself concussion...

Marvin sordel has been ruled out of boltons matches for the foreseeable future...

This is understood to have been caused by him punching and butting a brick wall in pure blind rage today at Euxton. his reasons for doing this are understood to be a reaction to the following news...

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his frustration at knowing he was going to have a cold arse while watching Ngog miss chance after chance must have been too much for the poor lad...

If this is true I hope we fine him some of his wages.

I once wound somebody at work up so much they punched the side of their van and broke three bones in their hand. I laughed my head off.

It's not true.

It's true that Ngog is a tart.

I expect Sordell will get quite a bit of game time - or Coyle out!

Rebel, you are a knob.

Not even a slight chortle largehat....boring fucker!