Breaks

I've twice broken ipods from entering a swimming pool with one in my pocket. Then the other night, I spilt lager on my laptop, causing the keyboard and touchpad to malfunction.

I'm pissed off and want to hear similar stories to cheer me up.

doffcocker wrote:I've twice broken ipods from entering a swimming pool with one in my pocket. Then the other night, I spilt lager on my laptop, causing the keyboard and touchpad to malfunction.

I'm pissed off and want to hear similar stories to cheer me up.

Start wearing a speedo - that should solve the Ipod problem.

Drink your beer from one of those baby cups

doffcocker wrote:I've twice broken ipods from entering a swimming pool with one in my pocket. Then the other night, I spilt lager on my laptop, causing the keyboard and touchpad to malfunction.

This post sums up the younger generation perfectly. Can't even go swimming without taking an ipod or mobile phone with them.

If these twats had been born 90 years ago they'd have been sent to war. We'd all be speaking German now of course.

When my daughter got a phone, I signed the contract. Bad move. She dropped 2 in the bath in consecutive years. She's 19 now, has her own flat and yet my name is still on the contract. If that cheers you up you're a sick f*** as it depresses me.