Things You Hate About Football Forums

I was shocked at the hostility shown towards a decent young man who kidnapped a hooker, married a transsexual, and shagged some grannies.

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:my point was about the act of pretending to be a woman on a forum.

Why do you do it? Or are you really a woman?

Brilliant joke.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

BoltonTillIDie wrote:I'm confused of who is a man and who is not, as far as I am aware Natasha is Female and so is not-so-plain-jayne - Why would someone pretend to be a woman?

Hipster always accuses any female poster of being male, he's been doing it for many years. He cannot accept a girl might be interested in football and BWFC.

I don't think I'm the only one.

BoltonTillIDie wrote:I'm confused of who is a man and who is not, as far as I am aware Natasha is Female and so is not-so-plain-jayne - Why would someone pretend to be a woman?

Why indeed? But then why do people do all sorts of weird stuff that other people don't understand?

Hipster_Nebula wrote:

And Jayne is a man

this is news to me. how do you know i am a man?

Internet warriors.

Michael Bolton wrote:Internet warriors.

Do you remember the original keyboard warrior, Mich Caine? He was mental.

Bolton fans.

Bolton Hater wrote:Bolton fans.

So why register on a Bolton fans forum and continually subject yourself to the things you dont like.

Be honest, Bolton are your 2nd team

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Michael Bolton wrote:Internet warriors.

Do you remember the original keyboard warrior, Mich Caine? He was mental.

Is this the gentleman who single handedly forced Paulo Duarte off football forums forever?

Is this the man who used to give out threats of sticking people in shopping trolleys and towing them down the M62?

Is this the man who threatened people with a suitcase?

Is this the man who wrecked the buffet at the Harrow Club this morning?

Is this the man who disabled an unmarked unit with a banana?

Michael Bolton wrote:

Is this the gentleman who single handedly forced Paulo Duarte off football forums forever?

Is this the man who used to give out threats of sticking people in shopping trolleys and towing them down the M62?

Is this the man who threatened people with a suitcase?

Is this the man who wrecked the buffet at the Harrow Club this morning?

Is this the man who disabled an unmarked unit with a banana?

That's the fella. Wish he'd return to forums, shame he won the lottery and found himself a better life.

Folk who think that they know football better than someone who has spent most of their life in the game.

Copper Dragon wrote:Folk who think that they know football better than someone who has spent most of their life in the game.

I know better than Owen Coyle. If I'd been in charge we wouldn't have been anywhere near the bottom three. And Ngog & Pratley would be someone elses problem.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Copper Dragon wrote:Folk who think that they know football better than someone who has spent most of their life in the game.

I know better than Owen Coyle. If I'd been in charge we wouldn't have been anywhere near the bottom three. And Ngog & Pratley would be someone elses problem.

Surely everyone on here knows more than Coyle?