Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI

I really need to get my lips done. Wonder what Nat's are like?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/health-44246086/perfecting-the-pout-which-city-is-the-uk-s-lip-filler-capital

Must get some of this Mexican toilet paper.

Not the sharpest tool in the box.

boltonbonce wrote:Must get some of this Mexican toilet paper.

Suavidad sin fronteras! (Softness without borders) Hilarious.......They may be referring to his fringe! I wonder if it's wind resistant?

Read my lad Mr. Tickle before bed tonight. There is a picture of Mr. Tickle tickling Mr. Bump so as I was explaining what was happening in the picture to him, I accidentally came out with Mr. Tickle is tickling Mr. Bonce!

Am I in need of a break from here Boncey?

That would make an interesting porn movie.

Just ordered a kebab, she’s called donner. 

Pure filth!

With Cecil out of the picture,Nat can take her pick. Some prime beef here.

Serial poopers? What is the world coming to?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-44395861

Never mess with the slipper.

Is it just me,or does Trump bleach the bags under his eyes?

Accidentally put my toothbrush on turbo this morning. Almost a very nasty incident.

Just learned that my Niece's lad has fallen off his bicycle,and sustained a broken arm.

I'm a very proud man. It looks like I can hand the baton to another champ.

I might buy him a skateboard.

It would seem the favourite in my above post,is now in the commons.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-44496427

boltonbonce wrote:It would seem the favourite in my above post,is now in the commons.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-44496427

Arsehole?

Mods,KP just called me an arsehole.

boltonbonce wrote:Just learned that my Niece's lad has fallen off his bicycle,and sustained a broken arm.

I'm a very proud man. It looks like I can hand the baton to another champ.

I might buy him a skateboard.

Sorry, just seen this.

Hope the youngster quickly get's well and he's up and around after no time!