Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI

karlypants wrote:Tash: come in here again and I will remove your rights to get in here.

You don't have the balls. Nor the security level since being replaced by LT.

boltonbonce wrote:KP,can't you do something about Nat trespassing on my thread. I used to feel safe here,but she's been sucking up to security and getting in.
I have my standards you know.

I'm in negotiations with sluffy to rename it Natasha's Personal Box.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

karlypants wrote:Tash: come in here again and I will remove your rights to get in here.

You don't have the balls. Nor the security level since being replaced by LT.

Oh yes I do!  

And myself, LT and Sluffy play fastest finger first.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:KP,can't you do something about Nat trespassing on my thread. I used to feel safe here,but she's been sucking up to security and getting in.
I have my standards you know.

I'm in negotiations with sluffy to rename it Natasha's Personal Box.

We did try that with Natasha’s Nuts if you remember.

karlypants wrote:And myself, LT and Sluffy play fastest finger first.

I don't think anyone doubts that. I hope you use Vaseline.

Unlikely romance is blossoming

Now Boggers is in. And he's not wearing slippers! It's getting out of control,rather like one of those teenage house parties.
I'd better put some of that blue stuff in the cistern.

Waited an hour for a taxi this morning. They said the system had crashed. Easy excuse.

karlypants wrote:

All sorted now!

We don't need an hourly update on your life.

Why are you stilll in here?

This statue outside Warrington General Hospital is supposed to be a pregnant woman. Looks more like something created by Tony Hancock in 'The Rebel'.

I really need to cut down on my youtube habit.

boltonbonce wrote:I really need to cut down on my youtube habit.

Haven’t a clue what they were saying. I think the fat bloke needs a new set of teeth though!

The chicken song...

Just spent an hour trying to get my new bluetooth mouse to connect. 

I hadn't switched it on.

These things happen.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-44968509 

Why the hell can't you get an unsliced Hovis these days?

Just had BT  Fibre installed.

It''s like flying with the Red Arrows.