Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI

What a headline!

Was KP doing a nationwide BB tour?

karlypants wrote:What a headline!

Police have said sorry.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-46280249

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:What a headline!

Police have said sorry.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-46280249

They've been fine and dandy with out God for all these years. Maybe leaving them alone might be the way to go.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-46286215

Anyone bagged a Black Friday bargain yet?

Every email i got today was about Black Friday, it's a big con isn't it? Most of the stuff is cheaper at other times of the year i read the the other day.

Norpig wrote:Every email i got today was about Black Friday, it's a big con isn't it? Most of the stuff is cheaper at other times of the year i read the the other day.

I'm with you. Don't waste my time any more. Like you I've been getting emails all morning.

Even bookmakers are getting in on the act.

This teacher gets what he deserves.

boltonbonce wrote:This teacher gets what he deserves.

Well deserved that Boncey.

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:This teacher gets what he deserves.

Well deserved that Boncey.

He'd get a lot more than a kick to the nuts if he treated my kid that way.

I've just watched an old episode of Bonanza on Youtube. Can't believe I used to enjoy such rubbish.

Arrrgggh.

https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/shortcuts/2018/nov/26/foreskin-facial-kate-beckinsale-serum-anti-ageing

I've completely forgot that it's the wife's birthday today!

It was nice knowing you Bonce. 

gloswhite wrote:It was nice knowing you Bonce. 

What!!  

I'm innocent.

Hells Bells. I don't know why I put you down Bonce, I meant KP. sorry 

For a moment there I thought Glos had sent someone round to sort my kneecaps out.

Had a bit of an accident with one of my Bash Street figures last week. Spotty was knocked from my desk and received a fatal injury.
I managed to order a new figure, and he arrived this morning. However, to my horror, I made a shocking discovery upon opening the box.
SPOTTY HAS NO SPOTS.
What are they playing at. Is a spotty Spotty going to upset kids who suffer from spots? That must be it.
What next? Is Plug going to end up looking like Justin Bieber?
And what about Desperate Dan? He likes nothing more than smoking a dustbin on the end of a drainpipe. The anti smoking brigade have got him.
No wonder Dirty Dick disappeared.
At least they've left Fatty alone.
Anyway, Spotty now has his spots back, thanks to some deft touches with my sharpie pen.