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Are You Scared Of Public Toilets?

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21Are You Scared Of Public Toilets? - Page 2 Empty Re: Are You Scared Of Public Toilets? Thu Aug 23 2012, 15:34

doffcocker

doffcocker
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

A few years ago, I walked into Chorley Old Road Morrisons toilets and somebody with a severe case of the shits had, in one cubicle, clearly bent forward and used their arse as a hosepipe.
I can have a number one or two almost anywhere, but it's a different matter when the cubicle is dripping in shit.

22Are You Scared Of Public Toilets? - Page 2 Empty Re: Are You Scared Of Public Toilets? Thu Aug 23 2012, 15:44

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I've said this before but i was driving back from a gig in Portsmouth (i think it was anyway) once and stopped at a tesco to use the toilet, went in the cubicle, shut the door, and on the back of the door in massive letters was the word "SHIT" written in shit.

I dread to think who had done it.

23Are You Scared Of Public Toilets? - Page 2 Empty Re: Are You Scared Of Public Toilets? Thu Aug 23 2012, 15:51

Sluffy

Sluffy
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When I much was younger and much more naieve, I was driving back home to Bolton on the M6 when my tummy told me I urgently had to have a call of nature - very unusual for me - must have been a bad pint the night before or something!

Anyway pulled up at the next service station, went to the toilet and I noticed about eye level sat down a hole to the cubicle next door.

I couldn't fathom why somebody had made such a hole in that exact spot until someone walked into the adjoining cubicle for a piss.

The penny soon dropped then!

I quickly wiped my bum, washed my hands, did not look at anybody in the eye and left as fast as I could.

Never used service station cubicles since!



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24Are You Scared Of Public Toilets? - Page 2 Empty Re: Are You Scared Of Public Toilets? Thu Aug 23 2012, 16:01

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Hipster_Nebula wrote:I've said this before but i was driving back from a gig in Portsmouth (i think it was anyway) once and stopped at a tesco to use the toilet, went in the cubicle, shut the door, and on the back of the door in massive letters was the word "SHIT" written in shit.

I dread to think who had done it.

Someone called Shit perhaps?

Still, it made me laugh.

25Are You Scared Of Public Toilets? - Page 2 Empty Re: Are You Scared Of Public Toilets? Thu Aug 23 2012, 16:25

Reebok_Rebel

Reebok_Rebel
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

largehat wrote:
For the next three Glastonburys I couldn't bring myself to have a number two for the whole week. So for three years in a row, I went from Wednesday morning to Monday afternoon without taking a dump in the last week of June. I can't explain how I did it. I'm a definite two-a-day man the rest of the time.

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was it like this? Laughing
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26Are You Scared Of Public Toilets? - Page 2 Empty Re: Are You Scared Of Public Toilets? Thu Aug 23 2012, 16:31

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

That's what I hope for, but no, once you let 5 days' worth loose, it doesn't all cascade out at once. I end up doing a normal one at Michaelwood and then needing to go again at Hilton Park.

27Are You Scared Of Public Toilets? - Page 2 Empty Re: Are You Scared Of Public Toilets? Thu Aug 23 2012, 16:36

Reebok_Rebel

Reebok_Rebel
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

largehat wrote:That's what I hope for, but no, once you let 5 days' worth loose, it doesn't all cascade out at once. I end up doing a normal one at Michaelwood and then needing to go again at Hilton Park.

lol!

28Are You Scared Of Public Toilets? - Page 2 Empty Re: Are You Scared Of Public Toilets? Thu Aug 23 2012, 22:28

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka

I once "dated" a woman who got off on shagging in public toilets. The dirtier the better. I remember one fateful afternoon in Philips Park shagging her in a cubicle looking down into a toilet that looked like the whole GB Olympic team had taken a dump in. I deserved a medal for keeping it up. At one point she had her foot in the bog but it didn't stop her. Dirty Gorton wench.

29Are You Scared Of Public Toilets? - Page 2 Empty Re: Are You Scared Of Public Toilets? Thu Aug 23 2012, 23:12

JonnyRandom

JonnyRandom
Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly

Stage fright is a bitch. Especially when you got to really pee

30Are You Scared Of Public Toilets? - Page 2 Empty Re: Are You Scared Of Public Toilets? Fri Aug 24 2012, 02:12

jayjay23

jayjay23
Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly

Natasha Whittam wrote:I am.

I haven't had a wee-wee in a public toilet for over 10 years. By public toilet I mean any toilet that other people can use i.e. hotel, gym, cinema, pub, restaurant etc.

I just find other people have disgusting toilet habits. I would rather squat in a bush than use a public toilet. And I regularly have done.

Are you scared of public toilets, and what is the worst place you've been forced to pee-pee?

Where do you wee at the football matches? You dine in a box don't you? Must need a wee between 12 and 6 pm at some stage surely?

31Are You Scared Of Public Toilets? - Page 2 Empty Re: Are You Scared Of Public Toilets? Fri Aug 24 2012, 02:15

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

jayjay23 wrote:
Where do you wee at the football matches? You dine in a box don't you? Must need a wee between 12 and 6 pm at some stage surely?

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32Are You Scared Of Public Toilets? - Page 2 Empty Re: Are You Scared Of Public Toilets? Fri Aug 24 2012, 02:32

jayjay23

jayjay23
Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly

Oh yeah. Women just piss themselves don't they. TENA LADY.

So not only does Natasha go in a box for dining she has a lining in her box.

33Are You Scared Of Public Toilets? - Page 2 Empty Re: Are You Scared Of Public Toilets? Fri Aug 24 2012, 02:37

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

If it wasn't for the TENA LADY ads I'd have had no idea that ladies piss blue.

34Are You Scared Of Public Toilets? - Page 2 Empty Re: Are You Scared Of Public Toilets? Fri Feb 09 2024, 12:36

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

As Bob is reviving a thread, I'll revive this one.
I went into a Tote bookies in Farnworth, and before making out my bet, I went to the toilet, where I was conronted by the biggest turd I've ever seen.
It sat there like a crocodile, half in, half out of the water, waiting for an unsuspecting victim.
There was no toilet paper down there, indicating the culprit hadn't even bothered to wipe his arse!
I fled the cubicle, then the shop, concerned that someone might think I was responsible.
I still have flashbacks.
I'd have to be desperate to use any kind of public convenience these days.
No man should have to look upon such horrors.

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