Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII

boltonbonce wrote:
You're not taking this seriously. The bottom jaw comes off, although I'm not sure why. I've already done the 'Alas,Poor Yorick' bit.
Its uses are limited, if you discount crimping pastry.

If the jaw comes off have you thought of turning it upside down and using it as a salad bowl? It would make an interesting conversation piece when you have guests for dinner.
Obviously you'd have to strategically place a pair of slippers underneath to stop it rolling around.

wanderlust wrote:
If the jaw comes off have you thought of turning it upside down and using it as a salad bowl? It would make an interesting conversation piece when you have guests for dinner.
Obviously you'd have to strategically place a pair of slippers underneath to stop it rolling around.

I'm not allowed to dine with normal people. I have pretty basic eating habits. I consider cutlery to be jewellery.
How hard is it to eat a pie or a pasty?

boltonbonce wrote:
I'm not allowed to dine with normal people. I have pretty basic eating habits. I consider cutlery to be jewellery.
How hard is it to eat a pie or a pasty?

Love food that I can grab hold of and chomp on. A lapsed vegetarian my preference remains a roast chicken carcass, ideally with garlic.
But to be serious for a minute, do you actually wear spoon earrings?

Spoon earrings wouldn't be a good look for me. I leave earrings to women and pirates.

Not bad.

Bloody Hell Boncey you're rich!

Norpig wrote:Bloody Hell Boncey you're rich!

Not mine I'm afraid.

We actually won 29K on the euro millions recently and that was a massive shock, we've never won anything like that before. Mrs Pig has a lot of it spent in her head already 

Norpig wrote:We actually won 29K on the euro millions recently and that was a massive shock, we've never won anything like that before. Mrs Pig has a lot of it spent in her head already 

That's a tidy amount. Good to hear about a bit of good luck for a change. If Ken Anderson phones, hang up.

Daily mail's current headline gave me a chuckle...

'I decided to divorce Amber Heard when she defecated in our bed'

Little lad next door can't wait for the swimming pools to open. He's desperate to learn to swim, something all kids should hanker for. Great to hear.
My dad taught me to swim in one lesson. He just took me to the lake and threw me in.
It was easy once I'd cut myself out of the sack.

DUTCH DECOY

KEMPTON 6.10

Cajunboy wrote:DUTCH DECOY

KEMPTON 6.10

I've backed it each way at 13/2. I'll probably lose my trousers.

Incredible! Came from last to first in the final furlong to run out the 11/1 winner. Nice work Cajun.

He did the same thing 10 months ago at Hamilton.

My wife has a share in the horse, I think she owns half an ear.

I can't beleive he started at 11/1 yesterday after being around 5/1 in most lists.

Yes,I was surprised at the odds. Luckily I got 'best odds' with Ladbrokes so I was well pleased. A furlong out I'd given up hope.