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1Terrible Surnames. Empty Terrible Surnames. on Tue May 07 2019, 11:34

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Bob Faggot
Mr Stillborn
Tuna Cunt
Mr Cocksalty
Igor Fuksman
Randy Bumgardener
Abigail Wank
Jeff Wank
Timothy Wank
Fanny Stamper

All from the USA except Bob Faggot.

2Terrible Surnames. Empty Re: Terrible Surnames. on Tue May 07 2019, 11:40

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
This is the kind of stuff that kills the family atmosphere of, not only the club, but this board.

3Terrible Surnames. Empty Re: Terrible Surnames. on Tue May 07 2019, 11:44

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Hipster_Nebula wrote:This is the kind of stuff that kills the family atmosphere of, not only the club, but this board.

When was the last time you went to a match Hipster?

4Terrible Surnames. Empty Re: Terrible Surnames. on Tue May 07 2019, 11:48

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Angry Dad wrote:Bob Faggot
Mr Stillborn
Tuna Cunt
Mr Cocksalty
Igor Fuksman
Randy Bumgardener
Abigail Wank
Jeff Wank
Timothy Wank
Fanny Stamper

All from the USA except Bob Faggot.
Tuna? Christ, the surname is bad enough, fancy saddling her with Tuna as well.

5Terrible Surnames. Empty Re: Terrible Surnames. on Tue May 07 2019, 12:09

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Hipster_Nebula wrote:This is the kind of stuff that kills the family atmosphere of, not only the club, but this board.
Are you being sarcastic again?

How many kids do you think are on here?

6Terrible Surnames. Empty Re: Terrible Surnames. on Tue May 07 2019, 12:19

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@Hipster_Nebula wrote:This is the kind of stuff that kills the family atmosphere of, not only the club, but this board.

When was the last time you went to a match Hipster?

Under Megson.

7Terrible Surnames. Empty Re: Terrible Surnames. on Tue May 07 2019, 12:20

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:
@Hipster_Nebula wrote:This is the kind of stuff that kills the family atmosphere of, not only the club, but this board.
Are you being sarcastic again?

How many kids do you think are on here?

There's plenty of people with the mental age of children..

8Terrible Surnames. Empty Re: Terrible Surnames. on Tue May 07 2019, 12:22

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Hipster_Nebula wrote:
@karlypants wrote:
@Hipster_Nebula wrote:This is the kind of stuff that kills the family atmosphere of, not only the club, but this board.
Are you being sarcastic again?

How many kids do you think are on here?

There's plenty of people with the mental age of children..
Very true. Very Happy

9Terrible Surnames. Empty Re: Terrible Surnames. on Tue May 07 2019, 14:44

wessy

wessy
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
When our companies global phone directory was produced we always had a laugh.

I remember 
Dick Bend
Fanny Farmer plenty more just can't remember

And both were yanks so i guess the list is doable.

10Terrible Surnames. Empty Re: Terrible Surnames. on Tue May 07 2019, 15:23

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
i remember a Randy Biro and a Reverend Cockshoot coming in with prescriptions many years ago  Very Happy

11Terrible Surnames. Empty Re: Terrible Surnames. on Tue May 07 2019, 15:41

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Fanny Farmer, what a name! Very Happy

12Terrible Surnames. Empty Re: Terrible Surnames. on Tue May 07 2019, 15:51

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
My porn name is Mahogany Bouffant.

My brother is Dodgy Whopper.



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13Terrible Surnames. Empty Re: Terrible Surnames. on Tue May 07 2019, 15:54

bryan458

bryan458
Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
How about footballers

Bernt Haas or Nicholas Butt !!!!

14Terrible Surnames. Empty Re: Terrible Surnames. on Tue May 07 2019, 15:55

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:My porn name is Mahogany Bouffant.
I got Pud Slickbooty. Shocked

15Terrible Surnames. Empty Re: Terrible Surnames. on Tue May 07 2019, 15:56

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@bryan458 wrote:How about footballers

Bernt Haas or Nicholas Butt !!!!
Bernt Haas's nickname at Boro was vindaloo.

16Terrible Surnames. Empty Re: Terrible Surnames. on Tue May 07 2019, 15:57

MartinBWFC

MartinBWFC
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
@karlypants wrote:Fanny Farmer, what a name! Very Happy
It's a job I'd be looking at.

17Terrible Surnames. Empty Re: Terrible Surnames. on Tue May 07 2019, 16:03

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

18Terrible Surnames. Empty Re: Terrible Surnames. on Tue May 07 2019, 16:09

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@MartinBWFC wrote:It's a job I'd be looking at.

You probably need experience.

19Terrible Surnames. Empty Re: Terrible Surnames. on Tue May 07 2019, 16:22

rammywhite

rammywhite
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
@bryan458 wrote:How about footballers

Bernt Haas or Nicholas Butt !!!!

Celtic once had a central defender called Raphael Scheidt (pronounced shite!)

And he was!!

20Terrible Surnames. Empty Re: Terrible Surnames. on Tue May 07 2019, 16:25

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Weren't we linked with Rod Fanni at one time? We could have had Fanni and Shittu in the same back 4

21Terrible Surnames. Empty Re: Terrible Surnames. on Tue May 07 2019, 16:27

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Danger Fourpence played in Zimbabwe. The rest of his team were just as unusual.
Clever Muzuva, Raymond Undi, Blessing Makunike, Marvel Samaneka, Heavens Chinyama, Givemore Manuella, Gift Makolonio, Method Mwanyazi, Limited Chicafa and Zambian Laughter Chilembe.

22Terrible Surnames. Empty Re: Terrible Surnames. on Tue May 07 2019, 17:02

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@MartinBWFC wrote:It's a job I'd be looking at.

You probably need experience.
Very Happy

23Terrible Surnames. Empty Re: Terrible Surnames. on Tue May 07 2019, 18:18

gloswhite

gloswhite
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
Dont forget we once had a John Thomas at the club.

24Terrible Surnames. Empty Re: Terrible Surnames. on Tue May 07 2019, 18:48

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@gloswhite wrote:Dont forget we once had a John Thomas at the club.
We still do. Will Buckley.

25Terrible Surnames. Empty Re: Terrible Surnames. on Tue May 07 2019, 20:28

gloswhite

gloswhite
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
Almost forgot, I also knew a girl whose surname was Pinecoffin.  Fortunately, for her, she married.

26Terrible Surnames. Empty Re: Terrible Surnames. on Tue May 07 2019, 20:53

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
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27Terrible Surnames. Empty Re: Terrible Surnames. on Tue May 07 2019, 20:54

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
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28Terrible Surnames. Empty Re: Terrible Surnames. on Tue May 07 2019, 23:41

sunlight

sunlight
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
My Grandad went through the blackout in world war two, and he always said that if a Bombs got your name on it, then your time is up, its fate. He was never worried about himself but had strong concerns about his next door neighbours, Mr and Mrs Doodlebug.

29Terrible Surnames. Empty Re: Terrible Surnames. on Tue May 07 2019, 23:48

Sluffy

Sluffy
Admin
@sunlight wrote:My Grandad went through the blackout in world war two, and he always said that if a Bombs got your name on it, then your time is up, its fate. He was never worried about himself but had strong concerns about his next door neighbours, Mr and Mrs Doodlebug.

Very Happy

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