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1Cats Empty Cats on Wed Aug 07 2019, 11:21

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Any cat lovers on here? I just love them amazing creatures, i have two persians and one that just came in through the dormer window and stayed. He's huge a tabby looks like a tiger lots of battle scars and he's really taken to me i was calling him thing for about a week until i overheard a couple of old girls in the village store saying  thankfully that murgatroyed hasn't been round recently what a great name for a thug of a cat. I tried it out when i got back and it's him alright, postman says nobody owns him and told me he's a monster terrorises dogs and once when he was chasing a fox he crashed right through a garden fence. He gets through 4 cans of  food a day.

2Cats Empty Re: Cats on Wed Aug 07 2019, 11:33

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Nope. Can't stand them!

3Cats Empty Re: Cats on Wed Aug 07 2019, 11:42

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
When I see one I always get the urge to sharpen my pencil.)

4Cats Empty Re: Cats on Wed Aug 07 2019, 11:48

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:When I see one I always get the urge to sharpen my pencil.)
Laughing

5Cats Empty Re: Cats on Wed Aug 07 2019, 13:53

Sluffy

Sluffy
Admin

The only good thing about cats -

6Cats Empty Re: Cats on Wed Aug 07 2019, 16:43

sunlight

sunlight
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@Sluffy wrote:
The only good thing about cats -


I love that musical, memory is a timeless classic tune. It makes me sad when I listen to it.
I like Cats. The only downside is that they still dont understand the difference between whats mine and whats theirs, particularly with knowing whats mine.

7Cats Empty Re: Cats on Wed Aug 07 2019, 17:02

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
As someone once said: Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

8Cats Empty Re: Cats on Wed Aug 07 2019, 18:37

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
I like them as long as they stay out of my garden.

9Cats Empty Re: Cats on Thu Aug 08 2019, 07:49

y2johnny


Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
@karlypants wrote:Nope. Can't stand them!
This

10Cats Empty Re: Cats on Thu Aug 08 2019, 07:49

y2johnny


Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
@boltonbonce wrote:As someone once said: Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
And this

11Cats Empty Re: Cats on Thu Aug 08 2019, 10:09

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
He's very considerate he brought me an adder and plonked it on the bed while i was having a lazy morning.

12Cats Empty Re: Cats on Thu Aug 08 2019, 10:33

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Wonder if Nat's got a little pussy or a big one like murgatroyed women generally have big pussies i find.

13Cats Empty Re: Cats on Thu Aug 08 2019, 10:49

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Angry Dad wrote:Wonder if Nat's got a little pussy or a big one like murgatroyed women generally have big pussies i find.
Nat will probably be reincarnated as a cat.
Cats Ff975c0b4d5f4cd130b8467b65f55ada

14Cats Empty Re: Cats on Thu Aug 08 2019, 10:51

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Angry Dad wrote:He's very considerate he brought me an adder and plonked it on the bed while i was having a lazy morning.
Has it shit on your bed yet?

15Cats Empty Re: Cats on Thu Aug 08 2019, 12:03

Sluffy

Sluffy
Admin
We all love a happy ending!

16Cats Empty Re: Cats on Thu Aug 08 2019, 12:46

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@karlypants wrote:
@Angry Dad wrote:He's very considerate he brought me an adder and plonked it on the bed while i was having a lazy morning.
Has it shit on your bed yet?
Nope don't know where he does his business.

17Cats Empty Re: Cats on Thu Aug 08 2019, 12:53

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

18Cats Empty Re: Cats on Thu Aug 08 2019, 13:27

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
"Cat Shitting On Toilet"

Just another day in the world of Bonce's Google searches.

19Cats Empty Re: Cats on Thu Aug 08 2019, 13:34

finlaymcdanger

finlaymcdanger
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
Cats make my pubes itch

20Cats Empty Re: Cats on Thu Aug 08 2019, 15:16

gloswhite

gloswhite
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
@finlaymcdanger wrote:Cats make my pubes itch
I don't understand Finlay. Why do they have access to your pubes?  Very Happy

21Cats Empty Re: Cats on Thu Aug 08 2019, 15:29

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@gloswhite wrote:
@finlaymcdanger wrote:Cats make my pubes itch
I don't understand Finlay. Why do they have access to your pubes?  Very Happy
To be fair Glos, I always had Fin down to be the ripped 6-pack waxed kind of bloke!

22Cats Empty Re: Cats on Fri Aug 09 2019, 11:41

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Interesting read today that lots of men are dumping their girlfriends and a CAT.

23Cats Empty Re: Cats on Fri Aug 09 2019, 11:44

rammywhite

rammywhite
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
A few cats live round us and they shit in my garden- so I'd take a shotgun to them ,if I had a shotgun.
Can't stand the arrogant little bastards.

24Cats Empty Re: Cats on Fri Aug 09 2019, 11:50

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
should be getting a cat.

25Cats Empty Re: Cats on Fri Aug 09 2019, 12:30

rammywhite

rammywhite
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
@Angry Dad wrote:should be getting a cat.

I've got a dog thanks- I might train him to kill cats

26Cats Empty Re: Cats on Fri Aug 09 2019, 12:50

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@rammywhite wrote:
@Angry Dad wrote:should be getting a cat.

I've got a dog thanks- I might train him to kill cats
I was going to suggest this. Very Happy

27Cats Empty Re: Cats on Fri Aug 09 2019, 13:01

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Cat's usually win in a scrap.

28Cats Empty Re: Cats on Fri Aug 09 2019, 15:02

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@boltonbonce wrote:Cat's usually win in a scrap.
Murgatroyed is all muscle with a right pair of shoulders on him one of the neighbours said he had a badger cornered with blood pouring from it's face. He's a maniac it seems in a fight but a soft bugger sitting on my lap purring although he doesn't like me getting up or moving so i have to put up with adverts or i'll get a swipe and as he's sitting on my crotch it's not a good idea. The postman makes me laugh every time he asks is he in and i say no he's probably under a bush on the drive to which he looks edgy Laughing

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