Cats

gloswhite wrote:

finlaymcdanger wrote:Cats make my pubes itch

I don't understand Finlay. Why do they have access to your pubes? 

To be fair Glos, I always had Fin down to be the ripped 6-pack waxed kind of bloke!

Interesting read today that lots of men are dumping their girlfriends and a CAT.

A few cats live round us and they shit in my garden- so I'd take a shotgun to them ,if I had a shotgun.
Can't stand the arrogant little bastards.

should be getting a cat.

Angry Dad wrote:should be getting a cat.

I've got a dog thanks- I might train him to kill cats

rammywhite wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:should be getting a cat.

I've got a dog thanks- I might train him to kill cats

I was going to suggest this.

Cat's usually win in a scrap.

boltonbonce wrote:Cat's usually win in a scrap.

Murgatroyed is all muscle with a right pair of shoulders on him one of the neighbours said he had a badger cornered with blood pouring from it's face. He's a maniac it seems in a fight but a soft bugger sitting on my lap purring although he doesn't like me getting up or moving so i have to put up with adverts or i'll get a swipe and as he's sitting on my crotch it's not a good idea. The postman makes me laugh every time he asks is he in and i say no he's probably under a bush on the drive to which he looks edgy

It's lonely. Get it a pussy to play with.