''When income tax was introduced it was tuppence in the pound. I thought it still was!"
"I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside."
"Good evening, my name is Kenneth Arthur Dodd; singer, photographic playboy and failed accountant!"
When asked by the judge in his trial, "What does £100,000 in a suitcase feel like?", Dodd replied, "The notes are very light, M'Lord."
And specially for Boncey from George Carman QC, Doddy's barrister, , "Some accountants are comedians, but comedians are never accountants"