Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII

Some more Yes Minister.

And more......

Amen.

Check out my new robot. It walks!! (If you wind it up).
As it says on the box, 'This is not a toy. It is an adult collector's item'. So don't even go there.
I've already been described as a 12 year old pensioner this morning, so I'm up for a fight.

RIP Frank Worthington. Thanks for the memories.

boltonbonce wrote:Check out my new robot. It walks!! (If you wind it up).
As it says on the box, 'This is not a toy. It is an adult collector's item'. So don't even go there.
I've already been described as a 12 year old pensioner this morning, so I'm up for a fight.

Ever thought about getting the duster out Bonce?

As you may know, my desk area is a long standing issue. I'm forced, against my will, to tidy it every now and again, but it's a losing battle. Dusting requires moving everything, so I can rarely be arsed.
You'd be shocked at my desk's present state if I expanded the shot.

How right that Frankie was in the background.

Had a few Sky broadband problems here last night, so this morning tested my connection with a speed tester. According to my ip address, I'm in Bolton!
Very odd.

RIP. I'm never without them. First things into my pocket on match days.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-56587841

Came across this again. Still makes me sad.

Who needs the BBC?

Happy days.

boltonbonce wrote:Happy days.

Happy days indeed, what a great team we had back then!

boltonbonce wrote:Came across this again. Still makes me sad.

'I could read accounts, my accountant taught me' makes me laugh. This is the guy that claimed the Reebok was a £100m stadium and there was £45million debt when he arrived there. 

If he could read accounts, where on Earth did he think £100m came from and who did he think had lent the club £45m. Absolute 100% stark staring cobblers.

The club debt had virtually doubled during the Allardyce era and was still losing money, despite the league position when he left. Of course he was a good manager to a point but listening to Allardyce is a bit like listening to Meghan Markle.

P.S. It doesn't really make me laugh tbh. It makes me sad how easily folk fall for half-baked guff.

Bonce, Edward Hopper bears an uncanny resemblance to my father....spookily so!

This must be right up your street Bonce?

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07DY5S5BX/?coliid=I3I5H21I3HWYC3&colid=3U401CXDH4596&psc=1&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it

karlypants wrote:This must be right up your street Bonce?

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07DY5S5BX/?coliid=I3I5H21I3HWYC3&colid=3U401CXDH4596&psc=1&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it

Boncey invented it 

Norpig wrote:
Boncey invented it 

I've stopped searching. They come to me.