Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII

Natasha Whittam wrote:

karlypants wrote:I've never been to Ye Olde Pastie Shoppe.

I did used to see the long queues they had at lunch times but are they still as good?

You massive titwipe. Never been to Ye Olde Pastie Shoppe? You may as well never have been to Bolton.

Bloody plastic fans.

My cousin died this afternoon. Covid. He was put into an induced coma but didn't come out of it. 

He was only in his forties.

Take care everyone, and stay safe.

Sincere condolences to you and your family, Bonce. That's awful.....

okocha wrote:Sincere condolences to you and your family, Bonce. That's awful.....

Your kind thoughts are much appreciated. It was so quick. Still trying to get our heads around it.

I’m very saddened to hear this Boncey and can only reiterate what Okocha has said.

karlypants wrote:I’m very saddened to hear this Boncey and can only reiterate what Okocha has said.

Thanks KP.

Sorry to hear that, Boncey. Please accept my condolences.
To lose your life at that age is truly tragic.

My mother and her youngest sister died this year but both were well in their nineties. Less than three months from a telegram from the Queen in my mother's case.

That is bloody awful Bonce, my sincere condolences.

Natasha Whittam wrote:That is bloody awful Bonce, my sincere condolences.

Thanks Nat. What with everything that's going on, we hadn't seen him for two years, and this came like a bolt from the blue.

Sorry to hear that bonce.

BoltonTillIDie wrote:Sorry to hear that bonce.

Thanks mate. This thing isn't going away any time soon.

Really sorry to hear that Boncey, all the best to you and your family.

Condolences Boncey, such a young age, RIP young fella

Thanks Norpig, thanks Martin. I think I might become a hermit. Can't remember what normal feels like.

The ads you find in books. Really!

Saw Nat shopping in The Secret Closet yesterday. She was looking at elasticated trousers, and support stockings.
Not wishing to attract her attention, I remained hidden in the bra section, and managed to sneak out when she decided to try on some striped jogging pants.
It was a close call.

boltonbonce wrote:Saw Nat shopping in The Secret Closet yesterday. She was looking at elasticated trousers, and support stockings.
Not wishing to attract her attention, I remained hidden in the bra section, and managed to sneak out when she decided to try on some striped jogging pants.
It was a close call.

You massive tit, as if a man wearing no pants and a bra on his head could remain hidden.

boltonbonce wrote:My cousin died this afternoon. Covid. He was put into an induced coma but didn't come out of it. 

He was only in his forties.

Take care everyone, and stay safe.

My belated condolences.

Sluffy wrote:

My belated condolences.

Thanks Sluffy. Hope things are well with you.