RIP Peter Allis

boltonbonce wrote:
I've had an epiphany! Sluffy is the fake account. It all makes sense now. 

boltonbonce wrote:
Not really Bob. Any man who can get lost in M&S is in serious danger when it comes to navigating the European Parliament. 
Wherever I go, I make sure I have a plentiful supply of Kendal Mint Cake.

Crikey, you're not Chris Bonnington are you, Boncey.

Ten Bobsworth wrote:
Crikey, you're not Chris Bonnington are you, Boncey.

I'm not Chris Bonington. I would never call any of my children Rupert or Conrad.

Pleased to hear it Boncey. I've not bought Kendal Mint Cake since Lady Bobsworth threatened to tackle the south face of IKEA. It was just a precaution. I knew she didn't want to do it really.

Ten Bobsworth wrote:Pleased to hear it Boncey. I've not bought Kendal Mint Cake since Lady Bobsworth threatened to tackle the south face of IKEA. It was just a precaution. I knew she didn't want to do it really.

I hate IKEA. Thank god they've got rid of that horrible catalogue. I once had a tour of the mint cake factory, and the fumes are unbelievable. Enjoyed it though, and I came away with a very nice haul. White, brown, and chocolate covered.
Delicious.

Can't say I'm all that fussed with it myself, Boncey, but it sounds like Boris and Ursula had some decent tuck last night. These MEPs know how to dine out tastefully in Brusselsland.

Ten Bobsworth wrote:Can't say I'm all that fussed with it myself, Boncey, but it sounds like Boris and Ursula had some decent tuck last night. These MEPs know how to dine out tastefully in Brusselsland.

The family have banned me from posh nosh outings. It seems I embarrass them.
Why all the cutlery.
I have food on my plate, and three options, stab it, cut it, or scoop it, either method facilitating the short journey to my facial orifice, and allowing the masticatory process to begin.
I don't mind the ban. Give me a pie or a pasty and stand back.

boltonbonce wrote:
The family have banned me from posh nosh outings. It seems I embarrass them.
Why all the cutlery.
I have food on my plate, and three options, stab it, cut it, or scoop it, either method facilitating the short journey to my facial orifice, and allowing the masticatory process to begin.
I don't mind the ban. Give me a pie or a pasty and stand back.

Looks like Burley Kay has similar taste, Boncey.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9043915/Sky-News-host-Kay-Burley-seen-time-rule-breaking-party.html

Could it be turbot and wasabi pie; they're all the rage in Brusselsland? Who cares what turbot and wasabi costs; its all on expenses, innit?