Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-62519493 

boltonbonce wrote:https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-62519493 

I've had a few nights looking like that bear in my youth 

Never too hot for a Carrs pasty.

Salman Rushdie attacked on stage in New York.

Cajunboy wrote:

19:58 Newmarket 12 Aug 2022

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Don't shoot the messenger.

Wins. In profit again.

My favourite horse

boltonbonce wrote:
Never too hot for a Carrs pasty.

“Eeee, isn't it grand when you're daft?”

I'm sure Albert would be into a bit of cheese carving. Lancashire, of course. I might have a go myself.
Looks like the guy in the video might be eating his creations!

Ordered the new away shirt for my niece's lad, but Central got back in touch, saying they'd run out of some of the white letters they use on the away strip, some of which were needed for his name printing.
I decided to wait for them to get them back in stock, but his mother has been in touch saying he'd now like Bakayoko on the back.
Been back in touch with Central to work something out, but if he has to make do with his own name, so be it.
I hate kids. They cost me a fortune.

Absolute fecking nightmare trying to get home tonight. I’m absolutely pissed wet through.

karlypants wrote:Absolute fecking nightmare trying to get home tonight. I’m absolutely pissed wet through.

Still dry here KP, but the clouds are looming. Local forecast is heavy rain starting around 9pm.

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:Absolute fecking nightmare trying to get home tonight. I’m absolutely pissed wet through.

Still dry here KP, but the clouds are looming. Local forecast is heavy rain starting around 9pm.

You could do with a bit of rain there from what I’ve heard.

If it was any deeper, I would have been doing the breast stroke with someone’s flip flop that was floating in it that they lost along the way.

karlypants wrote:
You could do with a bit of rain there from what I’ve heard.

If it was any deeper, I would have been doing the breast stroke with someone’s flip flop that was floating in it that they lost along the way.

We certainly do need it KP. This is the 6.15 race at Kempton Park.

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:
You could do with a bit of rain there from what I’ve heard.

If it was any deeper, I would have been doing the breast stroke with someone’s flip flop that was floating in it that they lost along the way.

We certainly do need it KP. This is the 6.15 race at Kempton Park.

Haha! 

I was thinking of having my pubes done until they employed the new bloke.

I can't do this. Am I less of a man? I sometimes try in secret, but always end up feeling humiliated.
I bet Nat can do it.

It's a bit random of me Bonce but I think you might like this film - I know I did because it reminded me a bit of how people had different outlooks on life back in the day - how many times did my mam tell me to comb my hair for instance - clearly Boris's mum never nagged him!

I liked it any way.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0868yr9/ethel-ernest

(only available on iplayer for the next 3 weeks)

Sluffy wrote:It's a bit random of me Bonce but I think you might like this film - I know I did because it reminded me a bit of how people had different outlooks on life back in the day - how many times did my mam tell me to comb my hair for instance - clearly Boris's mum never nagged him!

I liked it any way.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0868yr9/ethel-ernest

(only available on iplayer for the next 3 weeks)

I've seen this Sluffy, and loved it. Brought so many memories to mind.
I have my parents to thank for many things, not least a sense of humour, and the fact that they made do with very little in the way of material things to ensure my brother and I had it better than they'd had it.
I often feel what we've gained in 'stuff', we've lost in warmth.
I got a text from the living room on Sunday. I was upstairs. Progress?

boltonbonce wrote:I can't do this. Am I less of a man? I sometimes try in secret, but always end up feeling humiliated.
I bet Nat can do it.

i can barely whistle in the normal way never mind this!