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862 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Wed Oct 12 2022, 09:22
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Helps to be a lucky bowler too.Sluffy wrote:
I once took four wickets in four consecutive balls in the same over - true story.
The third wicket was a run out - so I couldn't claim the hat trick but I bowled the new batsman with the very next ball.
I was really the opening bat rather than a bowler, but I got thrown the ball every once in a while to break a partnership - and surprisingly more often than not it did!
I really just bowled rather slowly at the stumps and either got thumped all over the pitch or got a wicket!
Happy days.
Great cricketer that he was, Ian Botham was very adept at getting a wicket with a bad ball, as a few Aussies will testify.
863 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Wed Oct 12 2022, 09:55
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I started cutting my own hair during lockdown, and haven't stopped.karlypants wrote:I’ve been for a haircut this morning. I was beginning to look like Natasha in drag with long hair.
The results are somewhat erratic, but I always wear a cap, so the horror isn't usually on show.
Imagine a police mug shot of Albert Einstein, and you'll be close.
864 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Wed Oct 12 2022, 10:21
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I watched an episode of Dennis and Gnasher on Prime the other day, and I found it rather far fetched.
Dennis was trying to avoid his dad, who wanted to get him in the bath. The Ministry of Defence on the other hand were keen to keep him unwashed, as his smelly socks were their latest secret weapon.
I wasn't very impressed by this storyline, but it was only episode 3, and I'm hoping the writing gets tighter as I head for season 2.
Dennis was trying to avoid his dad, who wanted to get him in the bath. The Ministry of Defence on the other hand were keen to keep him unwashed, as his smelly socks were their latest secret weapon.
I wasn't very impressed by this storyline, but it was only episode 3, and I'm hoping the writing gets tighter as I head for season 2.
865 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Wed Oct 12 2022, 11:25
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
My mum used to do mine and then the Mrs took over the hair cutting with the circa 25 year old Philips electric clippers and have never looked back.boltonbonce wrote:I started cutting my own hair during lockdown, and haven't stopped.karlypants wrote:I’ve been for a haircut this morning. I was beginning to look like Natasha in drag with long hair.
The results are somewhat erratic, but I always wear a cap, so the horror isn't usually on show.
Imagine a police mug shot of Albert Einstein, and you'll be close.
Upgraded to the cordless all round body shaver last year and it’s brilliant for just £25 and has already paid for itself.
The Mrs told me it was £15 just for kids
It’s a nice treat here to have the personal touch at just under 4 quid.
866 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Wed Oct 12 2022, 12:38
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I'm not going anywhere near my balls. Not with my record.karlypants wrote:
My mum used to do mine and then the Mrs took over the hair cutting with the circa 25 year old Philips electric clippers and have never looked back.
Upgraded to the cordless all round body shaver last year and it’s brilliant for just £25 and has already paid for itself.
The Mrs told me it was £15 just for kids
It’s a nice treat here to have the personal touch at just under 4 quid.
I don't mind packing a finger in ice and heading off to A+E, but even I have my limits.
867 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Wed Oct 12 2022, 17:40
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Haha!boltonbonce wrote:I'm not going anywhere near my balls. Not with my record.karlypants wrote:
My mum used to do mine and then the Mrs took over the hair cutting with the circa 25 year old Philips electric clippers and have never looked back.
Upgraded to the cordless all round body shaver last year and it’s brilliant for just £25 and has already paid for itself.
The Mrs told me it was £15 just for kids
It’s a nice treat here to have the personal touch at just under 4 quid.
I don't mind packing a finger in ice and heading off to A+E, but even I have my limits.
868 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Wed Oct 12 2022, 18:11
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
I don't come on here to listen to tales about Bonce's balls.
869 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Wed Oct 12 2022, 18:52
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
You'd change your tune if you saw them. Three beauties.Natasha Whittam wrote:I don't come on here to listen to tales about Bonce's balls.
870 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Wed Oct 12 2022, 22:01
Sluffy
Admin
Are you a pawn star?
871 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Wed Oct 12 2022, 22:09
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Bonce Does Farnworth is still available. If you know where to look.Sluffy wrote:Are you a pawn star?
872 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Wed Oct 12 2022, 22:38
Sluffy
Admin
boltonbonce wrote:Bonce Does Farnworth is still available. If you know where to look.Sluffy wrote:Are you a pawn star?
Was it you who starred in the classic 'Deep Groat'?
873 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Wed Oct 12 2022, 23:02
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
No, but I had a small part in Lawrence Of A Labia.Sluffy wrote:
Was it you who starred in the classic 'Deep Groat'?
874 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Wed Oct 12 2022, 23:30
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
How small?boltonbonce wrote:
No, but I had a small part in Lawrence Of A Labia.
875 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Thu Oct 13 2022, 11:31
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
The owl that flew into Nat's bathroom when she was taking a shower is now on the mend, and expected to make a full recovery.
876 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri Oct 14 2022, 15:48
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
The public information film. How we used to terrify kids.
878 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Sat Oct 15 2022, 08:50
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
boltonbonce wrote:I have no words.
We can only hope.
879 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Sat Oct 15 2022, 10:17
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
You vicious cow. People hang on my every word.Natasha Whittam wrote:
We can only hope.
880 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Sat Oct 15 2022, 18:57
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
A few of the lads at the opening of Division One furniture store, circa 1977.
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