Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X

Nat and I should do a pantomime. She could be Widow Twanky, and I'll be Wishy Washy.

boltonbonce wrote:I'll be Wishy Washy.

Good choice, you won't need to act to play the part.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Good choice, you won't need to act to play the part.

Don't start.
I've got your number. I know your type.
Dyed blonde hair, leopardskin leggings, and I'll bet money you wash your knickers in the sink.
And you have the nerve to show what passes for a face on my thread. Disgraceful.

boltonbonce wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Good choice, you won't need to act to play the part.

Don't start.
I've got your number. I know your type.
Dyed blonde hair, leopardskin leggings, and I'll bet money you wash your knickers in the sink.
And you have the nerve to show what passes for a face on my thread. Disgraceful.

I had visions of Bet Lynch then!

I knew Nuts was full of suspicious characters!

Dutch Decoy runs in the 3.00 at York today. Out from 10/1 to 14/1 on Bet365 when I last looked.

Drifting, but I'll be backing it each way.

Got it at 10/1 on SkyBet and they pay up to 6 places so gone each way on it as well.

Came in 6th so i won a massive £2.50 

Norpig wrote:Came in 6th so i won a massive £2.50 

I backed it with Betfred. He only paid 5 places. Bastard.  I should have stuck with Bet365.

The shape of things to come.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-66492767

boltonbonce wrote:The shape of things to come.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-66492767

 WS63 will be along soon to say it's nothing to do with global warming 

Norpig wrote:
 WS63 will be along soon to say it's nothing to do with global warming 

Maybe.  He'll probably blame Jeremy Corbyn for having two bars on instead of one.

Rumblings of discontent between some members of the Berlin Philharmonic, are coming to the boil.

Why am I having to prove I'm not a robot on every post this morning? Very annoying.

boltonbonce wrote:Why am I having to prove I'm not a robot on every post this morning? Very annoying.

Didn't ask me for this one.

Gabon coup leaders have placed Ali Bongo under house arrest! Bloody hell!!

If they go after Sooty and Sweep I'm taking action.

Decided to listen to a random audiobook tonight, so as to set me off into the land of Nod.

What came up was a Dickens short story entitled 'The Story Of Richard Doubledick'.

I've decided to settle for Horlicks.

Sluffy's the cycling guy on here, but I was amazed to see this is how The Tour used to be. I like it.

King Charles dons new tartan for Highland games in Braemar