Questions and Answers with Steve De Ridder

Q: What made you pick Bolton?
A: The manager was after me for a while and it was nice to come to a massive club like Bolton.

Q: Joker of the squad?
A: That's an easy one! Definitely Chris Eagles. There's never a dull moment with him.

Q: Which football club did you support growing up?
A: I supported my home town team KAA Gent. I used to go to the games with my father.

Q: (no question available)
A: It all depends on what both clubs would like. I'm open to the idea of staying for longer.

Q: Would you say the recent flourish of Belgian talent coming to the Premier League has influenced the game back home?
A: I'm really impressed with the likes of Hazard, Fellaini, Benteke etc. It's good to see the Belgium talent making an impact.

Q: Messi or Ronaldo?
A: I think Messi's skills come more natural, but I do respect Ronaldo because he's working hard every day to become the player he is.

Q: What is your signature dish?
A: Italian cuisine.

Q: Best moment in your career so far?
A: Definitely the promotions with Southampton and De Graafschap.

Q: What was your opinion of the Wanderers on Saturday?
A: I think we started to play with more confidence. Hopefully we can continue to do this and gain some momentum.

Q: What is your favourite thing about Bolton now you're here?
A: It's good to be in a new environment with a fresh atmosphere. It's a good group of lads and they have welcomed me.

Q: What you hoping to get out of playing for Bolton?
A: First of all I want to gain full match fitness. I also want to play my role in the side that can end the season strongly.

Q: Do you think Southampton will be in the premier league next year?
A: Yes. There is a lot of talent at Southampton and the way they have been playing lately shows that they definitely belong in the Prem."

Q: Which factors made you to come to Bolton?
A: The manager, game time and hopefully being part of a side pushing up the league table.

Source: BWFC's official Twitter page

He's played one game and someone is already asking him to stay beyond his loan deal.

Most Bolton fans are clueless.

Q: What made you pick Bolton?
A: They were the only club interested. It was nice to come to a backward club like Bolton where there is very littel expectation after a series of shite managers.

Q: Joker of the squad?
A: That's an easy one! Definitely Dougie Freedman, have you seen his tactics?

Q: Which football club did you support growing up?
A: None, I was too busy shooting up. I used to go to the games with my father and peddle drugs to chavs.

Q: Would you ike to sign for Bolton?
A: It all depends on what both clubs would like but Bolton have a history of paying big wages for average players so I'm definitely interested.

Q: Would you say the recent flourish of Belgian talent coming to the Premier League has influenced the game back home?
A: No. Belgium are shit.

Q: Ngog or Kevin Davies?
A: Tough one because they're both shit. Ngog is the biggest lightweight I've ever seen and has the finishing skills of Nicky Hunt in 6 inch heels. But Kevin Davies just seems to foul people, is he even in the right sport?

Q: What is your signature dish?
A: Dog shit on toast.

Q: Best moment in your career so far?
A: Definitely being booed as I came off against Burnley.

Q: What was your opinion of the Wanderers on Saturday?
A: The tactics were all over the place, but we got lucky with a desperate set of substitutions. I'm only here on loan for a month but I might outlast the manager.

Q: What is your favourite thing about Bolton now you're here?
A: When I go home after training. I fucking hate this bunch of overpaid ponces who do nothing but have table tennis tournaments and compare holiday homes.

Q: What you hoping to get out of playing for Bolton?
A: As much cash as possible, as long as possible away from the wife, a few hookers, and as much cocaine as I can snort.

Q: Do you think Southampton will be in the premier league next year?
A: Who gives a shite?

Q: Which factors made you to come to Bolton?
A: The cash, the prospect of a 5 years contract on £75k per week, the cash, Zat Knight, the cash, freedom and sex.

I can't tell which answers are the real ones.

CONFUSED.

BTID has history for making stuff up.

"being bood off"

that did make me laugh.

Made me smile too - despite feeling like shit after excessive Valentine's Day frolicking.
De Ridder definitely fell on his feet. Guaranteed game time, popular with the fans from the off and probably a wedge of cash. Not bad for a Southampton reject.

Nice one Nat - made me chuckle

I like that Nat, a good laugh for the start of the day.

After todays performance there are a few questions I wouldn't mind asking that bald bastard.

They should send De Ridder back to Southampton tomorrow. What a tosser. A couple of weeks with these ponces and already he's a fully fledged ponce.

He looked ok against Burnley but he is just like Petrov but with even less pace.